Can You Keep These Top 10 Sexy, Funny NSFW Podcasts a Secret?

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Secrets. Sexy or funny, everybody has one, but so few are willing to share their deepest, darkest memories in a face-to-face conversation. But when it comes to the internet and podcasts, anonymity seems to remove this kind of vulnerability. So while some people listen to silly or light-hearted podcasts, others prefer an audio track that isn’t quite safe for work. These are known as NSFW podcasts, and today, we’re counting down our top 10 sexiest and funny ones. We don’t mind sharing this information with you, but there’s just one question: can you keep them all a secret?

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#1 2 Bears, 1 Cave 

To be fair, this is probably the tamest NSFW podcast on this list. But nevertheless, your boss probably wouldn’t want to hear Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about erections, making out with other people (and whether that’s considered “cheating”), and the “Ball Hog!” show. It is, after all, just two “bears” talking about whatever is on their mind in one giant cave (aka YMH Studios). So sit back, relax, and grab a beer to enjoy this wild 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast.

The Hosts: Segura is a stand-up comedian who has a few comedy specials on Netflix. He’s also an actor and a writer who has worked on Gary Unmarried and Atom TV. Kreischer is also a stand-up comedian who has hosted several reality shows, including Bert the Conqueror and The X Show.

Why You Have to Listen: Fans of this comedic duo will love their discussions about reality TV shows, wild hiking thoughts, and body weight. They also tread into “coma fantasy” territory that involves hilarious sex and dating stories. Maybe their wives wouldn’t be too happy about this, so let’s just keep these secrets between us and the cave.

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

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#2 Fangasm

Beloved shows and movies like The Office, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter are known for their dynamic characters, but what if they all appeared in some kind of porno? Although such an erotic clip doesn’t really exist on the web, you can hear a fan-fiction version of this on Fangasm. Filled with sex, sex, and more sex, this fantasy NSFW podcast will leave you wondering, “Why was the real Game of Thrones show so tame?”

The Hosts: This erotic graphic NSFW podcast is hosted by Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman, who are all entrepreneurs and self-proclaimed “hornballs.” While the trio spends the majority of the time reading pop culture fan-fiction, they make sure to briefly touch on certain slang phrases, such as a “Hogwarts class reunion.” (Wink).

Why You Have to Listen: Ever fantasized about Draco and Hermione hooking up? What about Pam Beesly in a sexy Halloween costume? Well don’t be shy about your pop culture fantasies, because Fangasm is sexy, wild, and maybe even too dirty for you to handle.

Listen to Fangasm

Must Listen Episodes:

Game of Thrones | S12E4: The Watchers of Her Walls

The Office | S9E3: Clit It and Quit It

Harry Potter | S1E1: His Huge…Honker

Rating: 18+

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#3 Perverted Podcast

Maybe you’re into BDSM, safe words, or kinky stuff that you wouldn’t dare talk about with friends. We won’t judge, but we have found your social group with the Perverted Podcast. Hosted by Count Boogie, Abyss, and Kathy, this sensual podcast explores naughty bedroom activities like orgies, spanking, and talking dirty. Maybe it’s best to keep this one on low volume.

The Hosts: Count Boogie steals the show with his outgoing nature, but he’s also respectful and aware of the sexual topics at hand. The team of this “erotic playland” has great chemistry with each other, and they all have one goal in mind: to make you feel comfortable about freaky things.

The Guests: The hosts occasionally read email questions/comments from listeners.

Why You Have to Listen: The word “sex” can be an embarrassing topic for some people, especially when it comes to “weird” stuff like kinks and fetishes. Fortunately, these hosts make sex fun to talk about, and they all add their own humorous spin on discussions involving body parts, dungeon experiences, and threesomes.

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Must Listen Episodes:

252 We Are Vaginas

236 Sex and Hook Wounds

242 The Sexiness of NO

Rating: 18+

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#4 Shipwreck SF

Now here’s a fun one. Every month, six writers attempt to craft the best erotic fan-fiction masterpiece, and it’s all based around famous tales like Moby Dick, A Streetcar Named Desire, and Watchmen. Hosted by Casey Childers and Amy Stephenson, Shipwreck SF puts a sexual spin on your favorite movies, novels, and theater plays.

The Hosts: Stephenson works for Booksmith as a marketer and designer, but she’s also known for her whiskey collection and her other podcast, Old Wives. Childers is a writer who is known for “Pictures of the Floating World,” She Said, and I Pretended to Understand.

The Guests: While there aren’t any guests on this adult NSFW podcast, the hosts do read such erotic tales to a live audience.

Why You Have to Listen: Great writers can add an erotic twist to any tale, even Shakespeare. So whether you’re a fan of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, or Spielberg hits like Jurassic Park and Ready Player One, Shipwreck SF might make you change your perspective on movies forever.

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

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#5 Guys We F****D

If the word “feminism” is your middle name, then maybe you’re the perfect fit for this Guys We F****D clique. Hosted by Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this podcast centers around females, sex, and taboo kinks with an anti slut-shaming theme. Consider these two outspoken gals the best friends that you’ve always wanted, but never had.

The Hosts: Hutchinson is a stand-up comedian who holds a BFA in Acting from Marymount Manhattan College. She’s also performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Fisher is a stand-up comedian as well who has opened for various headliners, including Kevin Meaney and Colin Kane. Her heart also has a special place for ice cream and the Spice Girls.

The Guests: Past guests have included Kathy Griffin, Daniel Franzese, Fran Drescher, and Jamie Lee.

Why You Have to Listen: If “dirty d****” and casual sex are a few of your favorite topics, then these two-hour podcasts will certainly feel like a quickie. But aside from sex, these hosts also talk about abs, past dating stories, and pregnancy.

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

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#6 Private Parts Unknown

Once known as Reality Bytes, this travel-based podcast is filled with sex, comedy, and a whole lot of banter between the hosts, Courtney Kocak and Sofiya Alexandra. They discuss relevant topics that make news headlines, but they also explore polyamory, sexual artifacts, and male burlesque while traveling to various cities in Private Parts Unknown.

The Hosts: Kocak is a writer for the LA Times and The Washington Post, but she’s also a self-proclaimed bikini enthusiast and a satirist. Alexandra is a comedian who has been featured on This Is Not Happening, and hosts the monthly theater show, Yelp Wanted.

The Guests: Alexandra and Kocak regularly interview couples and other podcasts hosts from shows like Turn Me On and Sex Talk with my Mom.

Why You Have to Listen: Anthony Bourdain would have been mildly amused at this take on his old TV show, Parts Unknown. Perfect for those who love to travel, Private Parts Unknown takes you on a journey through different cities, feminist topics, and the best sexual positions.

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

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#7 RISK!

Everyone has that one unforgettable story about their past that makes a classic “truth or dare” game so much fun. Maybe it’s your most embarrassing moment. Or perhaps you’d rather not talk about your most terrifying experience. But don’t worry, because we’re all friends here in the RISK! podcast. Hosted by Kevin Allison, this equally hilarious and creepy podcast centers around true stories that are told by their beloved listeners.

The Host: Kevin Allison is a comedian who is known for The State on MTV, but soon, decided to start his own podcast show where many of his listeners could participate. While the majority of each episode puts a spotlight on a listener or celeb guest, you’ll get to know Kevin’s enthusiastic and outgoing personality in the introduction.

The Guests: Guests include listeners like yourself who have pitched their true stories to Allison. Some of them are comedians, such as W. Kamau Bell and Trevor Noah, while others are just regular fans of the show.

Why You Have to Listen: Exorcisms? Infant ghosts? Butt shrapnel? We’re just getting started here with the RISK! podcast, which includes an equal combination of horror and comedic stories. It’s got an audiobook vibe to it that pairs well with an exercise routine, but probably not with the workplace.

Listen to RISK!

Must Listen Episodes:

Into The Woods

Cleaning Up

Blowup

Rating: 18+

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#8 The Pornhub Podcast with Asa Akira

It may not be as raunchy as the real thing, but The Pornhub Podcast sure does delve into all things sex-related. Hosted by the adult film performer and director Asa Akira, this podcast discusses everything you’ve ever wondered about the porn industry (with a sex education vibe).

The Host: Akira is a porn star who has many adult film awards and nominations under her belt. She’s also appeared on The Eric Andre Show and Loveline.

The Guests: Past guests have included porn stars like Anikka Albrite, Kayden Kross, and Eva Lovia, as well as entrepreneurs like Miki Agrawal.

Why You Have to Listen: Porn exists to excite users, but sometimes, they may be left with a feeling of wanting more. So if you have questions about anal sex, pregnancy, and all things MILF-related, then it’s probably best to keep this one on very, very low volume.

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

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#9 Cigars and Cinema

What do you get when you combine the magic of movies with a breath of fresh cigar air? You get two manly dudes, Randy Rankin and Brandon Luna, who talk about alcohol, women, cinema, smoking, and many other NSFW topics. So if you don’t have room to build the mightiest of man caves, then Cigars and Cinema will hook you right up with one.

The Hosts: Some podcast hosts are loud and rambunctious, and if that’s not your thing, then you’ll enjoy the chill vibe of Luna and Rankin. Maybe it’s just their cigars that are talking, but the duo always manage to remain cool, calm, and collected, even when they talk about terrible movies.

Why You Have to Listen: Some of us aren’t located near a cigar lounge, and that’s OK, because Cigars and Cinema brings that relaxing lounge vibe to you. So if you want to chill with two guys who love movies and women as much as you do, then this podcast will surely bring out your inner masculinity (you can thank us later).

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

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#10 Two Dicks in a Bar

Sometimes, it’s hard to find buddies to chat with in a bar setting. Maybe you’re too shy, or perhaps there’s just no one out there who’s at your intellectual level. Well, we’ve got the perfect solution (or in this case, a drink) for you. So give a nice big hug to Two Dicks in a Bar, where you’ll be treated to random banter that involves erotica, Baby Yoda, and current events.

The Hosts: Ed and Jesse both have vibrant and lively personalities, and their humor leans on the silly side of the spectrum. Maybe they’re a bit tipsy or just plain drunk, but either way, these two dudes are here to make you feel like you’re a part of their group.

The Guests: The hosts occasionally talk to some of their best friends, but for the most part, they tend to just stick with each other in a bar.

Why You Have to Listen: Got some burning porn stories that you want to share with someone? Or maybe you’re a newbie in the online dating world who needs a helping hand. Whatever you’re going through, Ed and Jesse are here to make their podcast feel like a therapy session, right in a bar.

Must Listen Episode:

Rating: 18+

Well, the secret’s out now since we’ve just revealed our top 10 NSFW podcasts, but if you’re going to take away one lesson from this whole experience, let it be this: the world is filled with sex, drugs, drinking, smoking, and curse words. Sure, you could partake in some of this stuff, but it’s probably safer and more fun to listen to a few podcasts that highlight the very things that society loves to shun.

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