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Snippet of 2 Dope Queens: New York Comedy Festival

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Listen now to snippet “New York Comedy Festival” from 2 Dope Queens. Jessica Williams and Phoebe Robinson talk traveling to Croatia, tiny houses, and Sublime.
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Listen now to snippet “New York Comedy Festival” from 2 Dope Queens. Jessica Williams and Phoebe Robinson talk traveling to Croatia, tiny houses, and Sublime.
Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams are funny. They’re black. They’re BFFs. And they host a live comedy show in Brooklyn. Join the 2 Dope Queens, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other S**t. © WNYC Studios
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special special shows we're doing for the New York Comedy Festival. We're very excited to be a part of its awesome thank you guys for coming out. Maybe New York country. I'm gonna be mom. Boom, boom. Good to be bad. Like I've been gone for a while. Eso I was out of town for two months. I was shooting a movie for Netflix. Thanks. Think will be a fun little summer romp on. I was in Croatia. Have you been to Croatia? Not it Z Super fun. It is. Very. The food is just pretty much fish all day, every day. So I was just eating salmon three times a day. That's a dream. That's kind of a dream. Yeah, You hate it. You hate it. No, no, I didn't hate it. I just have me salmon. That much is a lot. I just walked around fish breath, but And on my off days, I would go shop a czar that was like the That sounds incredible. It was. That was because European fashion, um, can sometimes be confusing to me. Uh, and then a lot of it is just like it's almost correct. Yeah, you know, it's like you'll see like a night. It'll be like a nice sweater and then it just like, you know, just glitter jizz all over the front, on your like, this was a nice Heather Gray. And then why'd you jizz on it? So So Zara was, like, the my only refuge that I could go thio and it mostly was correct. Stars are beings is the best. Mm, Yeah, you're welcome. You could use that in your daily. Like, but yeah, I went to, like, uh, this Australian clothing company store and I tried like, the this black girl, she was like, so beautiful. She was like a supermodel. She was working there and I saw they had all these awesome, like size tens twelves, you know, like 14 like everything which I usually my size runs in between those three. And so together. She and I grabbed just like a bunch of shit. And then we got in. I got into the place where I'm supposed to change and none of the shit fit. And then I looked and there was this huge sign that was like, These are Australian sizes. And then I was like, Damn, that is some black on black crime. And she didn't warn me. Yeah, yeah, no Europeans like we're, like, 112 and European side. It's like, literally, they're so everything is cut so narrowly there, and it's it's really tough. It really I was like, Wow, this is horrible. This feels bad. I went from feeling like, incredible. Like I was cartwheeling two different pieces to being like, Oh, shit, I'm a size one million here. So did you leave with anything we like, fucking like by, like a handbag? No. Yeah. I just bought, like, a jacket because, you know, like a jacket. You could just kind of let it rock and be open. And you're like, this is a size Tween, but it's fine. Eso I got, like, a jacket or two. But I did look at her and I was a little bit like, Oh, thank you so much for your help. It's crazy. How, actually, these are Australian sizes. And you didn't convey that? She was, like, Have a nice day. Got my ass. Uh, that's fine. House traveling, been traveling has been good. I've been doing a lot. I'm in the middle of a stand up tour right now with Alana Glaze. Oh, uh, eso We've just been traveling across the country way country. Uh, I kind of like going on tour, because that's when I catch up on h g t V. Like that is the only time eso I'll just like, watch that before I go on stage and I get really angry at everyone who's on the show. It's bullshit. House hunters is bullshit because you have a piss ass budget and you have to find some shit to complain about, which is insane, like renovate, like fix it. Obviously, that would take me forever, right? You would be great for house hunters. I would do, like tiny house nation, like, make a little space, have a little place up in the Catskills. You wanna live in a really tiny house? You know, I'm not gonna fucking live in a tiny house, but I do wanna have like, ah, little tiny spot that I could just, like, walk in and be like, Oh, cool and do something like, I guess maybe, like practice ukulele or something on then, like, close it and then drive back down here to my place in Clinton Hill just like a white people space. I was like a white person. Space s. What do you do in a white person? Space. You practice ukulele, All right, but I don't know, I just It's like a cool like crafts pay. You know, you could be like, Do you like doing like, crafts and shit? Origami? Is that what you could make like 1000 paper cranes or something like that? That would be cute. I get to you just doing arts and crafts. But it is. Thank you. Tiny, tiny House Nation is really fun because the people do have to sort of tour different models of the tiny houses. And they're so small that they're really trying to make, like they're trying to present a space that really is just ah, corner. Yeah, it's like, even just being like. And here is your living sitting area, and it's like one share. So the press was like, Oh, my God, that share is lovely. I love that. Did you guys carve that yourself and is your like plumbing like their toilets in these houses? Sometimes Sometimes there's plum because some people are like some wives. They're like, this is some bullshit. I'm doing this to appease my husband. There needs to be running water, but some people are like, You know what? I just want to take a bath outside, or they're gonna take a bath on top of my tiny house. They really can get what you mean on top of your time. You could do anything with a tiny house. Apparently because it's so small. So you could literally put a bathtub on. It's, like pimp my ride, remember? But yeah, like in 8 ft box. Like it 8 ft by 8 ft box. You like? They do like some crazy saying just by a slightly bigger house, you could put the bath inside of, you know, right? Yeah, but I feel like it's like that thing. Like when you goto like Fiji. Like I wanna bathe outside. I do. Kind of. Even if I went to feed, you have never been I would never have that feeling. Oh, so, like, bait outside? No, I never have that impulse. I've done it once. Did you like it? I found that I hated Yeah, because I felt like my goodies were out. And at any point, somebody just like, you know, like it Z was that someone nibbling on what was going on? The top of the fence looking down on me like white on then He's just so shit on because he's there. It's just Wilson from home Improvement. Looking over. Yeah, Like Mr Feed? Yeah. Yeah. Just shower inside down at the beach. Get wicked. You just do that with everybody. Like everybody just standing around like a spout. And it's just like trickling out water. You're all like, Hey, mahalo. No, I'm not into communal like feet rinsing that I know, but you got to do something before you get to the car. Otherwise, it's a mess. I grew up in Southern California, so it was like it feels normal. It's like, Hang 10 brow. Let's wash your feet together. Yeah, yeah, actually, you think that that's an exaggeration, but it's kind of not, but it's also a lot of like, you know, sublime stuff. Okay? I don't think I know Sublime. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Get over it. Okay. That did actually get a bigger response here than I thought it would. I think I've seen one of their album covers and was like a back tattoo that says That is iconic And that shirt and I was like, I got it like I saw that you know, you're doing in the severe a severe disservice. I will say, as I guess, the sublime ambassador in the room way. Uh, they're really fun. And, um, they sound really California And they're from Long Beach is where I went to school and grew up by. So they feel they feel I get very nostalgic when I hear them. But the funny thing about them for a while is that the joke is especially growing up in L. A. If you went to like a beach party by like, a bonfire and you saw a white guy reach behind him and then pull a guitar out around the bonfire, that the first thing he would do would be like, I don't breakfasts and Sharia. That's like, you know, it's like a bonfire. There's that. And then it's something up predictable, like time of your life. Those are like the two white two songs, but sublime is like the main. It's like the main fucking catalog. That's like 90% of the cattle. It's just yeah, well, yeah, like an acoustic dudes catalog is, like, 90%. Just sublime. I'm gonna I'm gonna check out a sublime album for you. Okay? And report back. Oh, cool. Were great. Someone just said And like, don't don't listen to the whole album. Yeah, not like a whole lot. Like that's why I was like, Okay, like, kind of greatest greatest hits. I say you go to Spotify and it's like top songs people fuck with you. Look at that. Top five or six. You'll get a good general thing. Yeah, I just your very particular So I would just rather you go to the greatest hits and then just get in, get out. You know what I mean? Like not to linger. Are they still together? No. So that's the sad thing Is that way. Should talk about it. Bradley would want this. No, Bradley would want this. We'll talk about it, But sorry. No, it's fine. It's fine. How we with Barack Obama was elected president. Something happy. That's nice. That's like it is sort of like when you see your friend, you're like, Oh my God, How's your beautiful girlfriend? I love her and he's like we broke up eso What happened? He died of a drug overdose, and it was, like, really kind of at, like, right before they were about toe fucking break. And so it is sort of a tragic story. I saw the behind the music. That's why this sounds familiar. Yeah. Oh, I haven't seen that. So it's, like, really tragic. But also, he was arguably very talented, And so it is sort of like however you feel about sublime. He was like he had a cord. Um oh, no, Sorry. I saw the behind the scenes of blind melon. Mhm. I'm sorry. Somebody from somebody from blind Melon Pass s I was, like, the same way. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's OK. They should get confused for stuff. Way should, like mist ake them sometimes. What song does wine melon saying? I don't even know. I just members A music video with the girl just up as a bumble bee. What is this? What do you No rain? Uh, no rain? No
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