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Snippet of Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata: Alien Abduction

From Audio: Nicole Thinks Aliens Would Keep Her For A Little Bit

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Listen now to “Alien Abduction” as Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata talk about warming up, sleeping positions, swimming class, and ghosts.
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Listen now to “Alien Abduction” as Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata talk about warming up, sleeping positions, swimming class, and ghosts.
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hell yeah, baby. She's wearing a fur coat. She's cool. I'm a little chilly. I'm always cold, but it's particularly cold in my in my home right now. I'm cold, I guess Just chili. Yeah, I feel like in l a. If it gets below 70 you're like, Burr, what is this'll? Oh, wow. I mean, we're heading into the season where I scream at John that he is not getting any heat. No hate for you. And then if I see the heat on, I go. What is this? One of my A Rockefeller. You cannot have heat. What? What do you do when you get cold? You get blankets, you get a coat, you get some sweatshirts on. It's not even like a sweater. I sleep in a sleep sweatshirt. Mhm. Yeah, I'm not a Rockefeller. Listen, I'm not paying for your heat, okay? Sure. Of course. Yeah. Do you turn on your heat? We haven't in this place that we're currently in, but in the last place, we did, like, a couple of times. But that's crazy. But we also have a little space heater. Um, is actually supposed to be a space heater slash cooling unit but it's better at heating the cooling. Hmm. That's like those washing machine dryers. Or it's always better at washing than dry. The thing that's that you want is what they're like. Oh, yeah, we're not very good at that. You could actually buy two devices because we don't know how to do the other things. You definitely gotta just by a dryer. Eyes. What? In here. Sorry we didn't finish. Yeah, you got by air conditioners is really hot. E did by a weighted blanket. Okay, it's £15. It's nice. It's hard to card it from room to room because I'm like, But what's this on me? I'm like, Oh, I feel like a nice little warm hug. Why is it hard? Is it because the weight is distributed in different places because it depends is not? It's like, Yeah, £50 not heavy. But if the blanket is open, it's just like it's just a weird, like wait toe hold. But hold it perfectly in a square that I could move it. I don't really understand what a weighted blanket does. It's supposed to like calm you like, Well, you're anxiety. Um, it releases serotonin on some other stuff I can't remember. And yeah, I think it's supposed to be like a nice supporting feeling on your body. Maybe I'll get one. But I feel like I would get claustrophobic and be like, get off of May blanket Does the risk. If you do feel confined or, like, feel like stressed out in confined spaces, then don't do that. Okay? Okay. But I love being cocooned and covered it. Yes, you are a caterpillar perpetually becoming a butterfly. Yes, well, she become a butterfly. We don't know. It's the longest process we've ever seen. Yeah, I don't I don't know if I want I don't really like I don't know. Don't Yeah, E What is it? I guess. Okay. So when I sleep, I get wrapped up in blankets. I will wake up and be like, Oh, you feel feel trapped, like, kind of trapped. But then I'm just like, why are the blankets wrapped around me like this? This is not how I went to sleep. Who did this? You stole in my head. What little Keebler elf did this? Because lately I've been waking up. I'm going to sleep horizontally on my bed in my spot. Oh, no. It vertically, vertically in my bed, in my spot. Wait. So, like, your head is, like, perpendicular to the headboard. Who is your head towards the headboard? My head is towards the headboard, the way the manufacturer will want me to sleep. Okay. Thank. And I've been waking up horizontal in a way with the manufacturer. Does not want me to sleep interested in I've been waking up with. So the way you found me on Sunday just flipped where I'm on my back and my arms were spread open like I'm Jesus on the cross. It's been disconcerting ing It feels weird because that's not how I was meant to sleep. Mhm, are you? Is there ever a time where you're like, where you like Russell awake in the middle of the night And you're like, midway between those two points knows this year I go to sleep the way the manufacturer will want me, and then I wake up insanely and I don't know why. Maybe you're getting abducted by aliens. Oh, my God. My stretched. Yeah, you've been lifted up into the sky, and then they put you down, but they can't remember how you replaced. There's like a lot of stories are accounts where people believe that they've been abducted and they get placed down in the wrong position like there's a whole unsolved mysteries. Keep talking about unsolved Mr Um episode where, like a bunch people in one town talking about their accounts about this one abduction and like a family, was in a car. They believe they were all taken and then placed back into the car where the car was off. The grandma was in the driver's seat, and they're like Grandma never drive. Everyone was in a different seat, which is really funny, because I just like I like to imagine, like, intern aliens that are like Fuck which one was where and can't remember who's supposed to go in one spot. I mean, interesting, because they bring you back. What do they want, what aliens want, theoretically, from these abductions, the people who have been who have experienced these things. I don't remember what what happened on the ship so they don't know what's been analyzed or taken from them. They just know they have been taken, and then they then put back. Here's my argument for why I'm not being abducted. Okay? I think they would keep me longer. Like I think I'd be missing for days. I think like this girl is funny. She's, like, a great time. And I'm not in this head. Yeah, like they'd be like her head is filled with chicken nuggets and Skittles way have to figure out how she functions like this pond. Then I think they'd be like my friends and not want me to forget about them. Yeah, I just don't think I'm like everybody else. I don't think I'd be picked up and dropped right back off unless they're doing that every night. Oh, my God. And that's why you wake up every day in that position because they're like, we gotta see Nicole again. And maybe I was just so drunk on Sunday that I was like, I can't come e I rolled over. I said, I can't. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Maybe I got abducted when I was wasted and tripping, and they were like, Nick, whole like girl, you gotta go back. We're gonna slam you right back down. And we're not even doing the way we've been doing it. Yeah, I don't Do you think you've been abducted? I don't think so. E don't feel like I've had any regulation recollections of encounters like that. I feel like I've encountered angels, but aliens How? Well, when I was really, really young and being in a pool and, uh, I feel like I was like sinking to the bottom. And then it felt like someone like grabbed me under my armpits and like, lifted me up to the ladder and they looked around. There was no one there. Wow, that's wild. I want with swimming. And I was splashing in the water while sitting on the edge and the instructor goes, Don't do that. You'll fall right in. And then I remember being surrounded by water and being like, she was right, and I felt it was just too lifted me up, and she was like, bugging the fuck out. And I was like, Bitch, I'm wearing swimming. E would have been fine. Eventually, it would have been really awkward and horrible, but eventually I'd be okay. Eventually, I would have figured out how to, like, float on my back or whatever, like, why are you You can't be bugging out like that when you're the instructor. Yeah. I also want to stress the kids that like that because you want them to feel like calm. Like water is fine now and did not make me calm. She was like, Oh, but then I, like, kept swimming. I have no fears. Um, I'm trying to think if I've ever encountered an angel, I believe in ghosts. Yeah, well, once I was at a spooky best Western, and one time we were singing the best Western with my family. And my mom was, like, more like, worse Western. And she laughed so hard on. And then I couldn't stop laughing because I was like, That wasn't funny. You loved it so much.
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