e Thank you. Wouldn't. And now your host for late night. Whenever back from being a movie star, please give it up for Michelle. You E Michelle Butoh. Welcome to late night. Whenever I gotta say that, please give it up for my best friend, my black Dr Phil. Rob Lewis. It's been a long time. I should have left you without a dope show to step two. Okay. Oh, my God. So, yes, I've been in Vancouver filming a movie with Ali Wong and Randall Park. It's been dopest. Fuck is coming out on Netflix. It's gonna be called always be my Maybe I love Ali and Randall. I can't believe they let me be in their movie and didn't even drug test. It was amazing. But I will say my last day of shooting. And this is what happens to bitch my last day of shooting. Wow, you're really comfortable. Legs all open. Okay? Yeah. Close your legs, bitch. I'm a lady. I want you to be comfortable, but I don't want to give you a pass through in my face. What's she doing with them? Short shorts. I'm also like, low key. Jealous? I can't wear shorts okay? Oh, no. A piece of food just came out of my mouth and the microphone. Yeah, Okay. It's gonna be a long day. Listen, listen, let's force Opacic. Oh, no big deal is the white wine. It doesn't count. So this is what happens. Fucking stage mishaps all the time with me. One time I was hosting a show and the microphone hit my mouth. And I was like, because it smells like airport bathroom. I was like, huh? Did you notice the recycled water That using the thing I just saw that I don't wanna talk about it. Uh huh. It's like a Negro spirituals through a what is happening? Welcome to my aneurysm, everybody. Whatever. So, hosting this comedy show as Ideo Yeah, Let hitting the mike. I was like giving me a new comedian. And then I realized it was a piece of rice on my lip. But I didnt have rice for dinner. It was not so bright. But my last thing is shooting of Vancouver. He's or the coop, as they call it. Yeah, You've been there a long time. I've been there. I had all the associate anyways last day of Vancouver. Oh, My God, do you feel so bad for my husband? It takes me forever to tell a fucking story. You should see our wedding there. Like wrap it up. And I was like, but another thing. And so yeah. So the last day shooting on this is what happens. I'm gonna tell you, and you guys would be like, That's it. All of this for that? I don't mind. I want warm. That's what it sounds like when I picked my front wedgie called a fudgy anyways. Oh, yes, late night, one ever Last day last seen. I was shooting Theo camera man. Put a little, like, bought like he raised his camera. Whatever. Didn't tell me. Because I'm a professional. You have to tell me everything. And I'm like, leaving the scene. I'm just, like, cool If that's what you want. That's what you get. And I turn around trip and go down and, like, I didn't even I don't wanna break my wrist. And I don't want to get This is an expensive tooth site. Wanna like? Still like my tits broke the fall, but it was amazing. They were very buoyant on. I thought it would hurt but I just, like, made me flip over like a seal. And I was like, Oh, shit e don't know a sea otter wherever you're from, and so s so it was like, Are you OK? And it's so embarrassing when you do something like that in front of, like, 50 people I'm like, huh? I'm fine. And then I looked down. There's blood everywhere My toe split in half scenes. You wanna go have scenes on my toe and yeah, my toe went Dutch on the first day. And you it was insane. People just gave me the whole paper towel roll. They're like, Well, just shut down. And that was my last day. Damn. Yeah, but stage mishaps. You're on stage all the time you got here. You too cool for stage, Mitchell? Nah, they happen all the time. They right now which one you want? Uh, all right. Now we want we want VH 11 time and we were on this morning Show Big morning, Buzz. Heard of it? That's why it's gone. Oh, thank you. Um, two people that work there. Perfect. Hi, Ellie Lee. Jesus Christ. We had a good time. It's a great time but live television Morning show. I swore on camera. You did that shit. I did that shit. Yeah. I was pushed, though. Was there? Yeah, you were there. Did I do it now? I want you. Okay. One you think you should. But I used to wear I used to wear sunglasses every day in the morning. So we used to have guest host. And this one guest host was like, Oh, Rob, you just so cool. How you so cool. And I was like, Oh, yeah, I was like, that sarcastic. I was like, Oh, thank you. Thank you. And she was like, No, but you're just so cool. You just She said it like that. She was like, You're so cool. Why are you so cool? Like you were hiding some shit? Yeah, And I was like, E just am you know, and I said like that And she was, and then she said, But I mean, you're just so cool. And I said, Yeah, What the fuck? I oh, enjoy your coffee. Good thing we had a five second delay. So, e I mean, five second delay for no audience. Perfect E five second delay for Who? The Holy Ghost Next. Nobody give a fuck. That's what we're doing. A podcast way. Wait, honey, welcome to the podcast. Um, do, one time I was performing for college kids, which, if you're in college, goofy, but you should be good for you. But college is such a weird age where you think you know everything but you don't. You're still using your mom's credit card. And so you do this college gigs and they're like, in the middle of nowhere. It's, like, fly to my not Dakota, and then drive four hours and I was like, This sounds like kill Bill or some shit, or like no country for old titties like I don't know what the fuck this is. So you go and show up and then you perform for, like, 5 19 year olds who are just there for the free chicken tenders on. I dropped my water, so I had to pick it up and my pants split. Uh huh. And it made a noise. It was so obvious. But I was more and I was so embarrassed. I was like, Sorry, I just farted because I would rather have people think I farted thing know that I was traveling with pants that were too tight. You can't travel with too tight pants. You okay? Those air just for bronze. You can't travel with two type, man. Oh, that's what you gotta Aaron to run and everything else is dirty.