but a lot of guys when they're like most guys that I've dated when they're flaccid. I mean and I never see guys like flats and naked Dick all the time unless I'm in a relationship with. But it's a little It's not even the size for me. It's just like how floppy it ISS. I don't like that I flipping and flopping around. I just think it's magical. You have. You have a more whimsical view of the anatomy and of humans and also have sex that ideo I'm very serious and like aggressive about it. I don't want to see anything that I You just want to show pony. Yeah, you don't you don't e I don't want to know that you pope, I don't wanna hear you fart, and I will do the same for you. And that's why I don't fucking I just say by myself, Yeah, I mean, a soft dick is almost like like fishing bait like there's no like It's like, No, it's like a gooey I don't know. It's just it's so interesting because it's so not the nice hard cock that you're fucking a guy. Eso a hard cock is just so beautiful. Like it? It really Why is there a myth that all girls thinking dick is ugly? No, A e. No. I was like what I was, like making out. Just do it on the street the other day And like, he's like, this is I did too much on the street. I met him on the subway now, and it was like coming out of the top of his pants. It was hard. He had, like, a really just cause I was just walking around like a fucking direction. And it was just like Peking. I was just like like, this is so fucking beautiful. There was there was a photo syriza just guys like dressed well, but shot by fashion photographer. They just had hard cocks and their answer Is that right? That's one of the hardest things I've ever seen. I love that. I like public displays of fucker, though, Like I got blown in the street once during a school party. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, in a yard. No, in like it was like a back. It was a back road. So s so you know, it was in the middle of the street and it was funny, too, because she was like this girl was friends with one of my buddies girlfriends and where you from? I'm from Rockland County. Eso. And at that moment, my buddy's girlfriend was saying, You know, I really feel like your friends don't respect my friends And then it goes, Why don't you take a look 45 degrees that way? And I just started pumping my fist just taking a yeah e guys can come anywhere. Yeah, I've never you know what? This is true. I've never masturbated successfully in the shower. No, I can't do it. I can't do it standing. I need, like, hip thrust upward like I can't I can't stand it like that. Kevin Spacey, seen in American Beauty when he's all hunched over and just beating a sad middle aged dick like I can't I can't do it. I mean, maybe if I didn't if I went as long as he did without having sex, I could do it. But there's also that scene, and girls where Marnie goes expansive, helps to the bathroom to masturbate, and she stands against the door. And that's the same thing, cause I don't really recall ever master being standing up because my legs shake. I can't come standing up because my legs give out because they fall over E. Yeah, like a fun trying to walk e can't ever come standing up and ever if I ever do Steven, it's like Catch me e I've someone made me Someone fingered me, had a concert once you're a friend, it was like a German rock fan. E don't know. It's just one of those ones where you're like I'll Go, But I don't really know E was there for the fingering in the beer. Not so much music, much like most German rock concerts. Christina, can I ask you this? So you've been in your relationship for quite a long time? Has it gotten to the point where you, like inspect each other's genitalia is like almost at a scientific level, like where it's it's not? There's nothing sexual about this, and I just like play with it because that's what that's what Nicole does to me. Like every once in a while, she'll just kind of like what is happening here. I guess I should really know what's going on around here. I'm like thes boult these polls are attached a lot higher than it's not, right? I mean, she's probably seen spots of my dick that I've never been able to like. Like, Oh, I almost just did like a Seeley from color Purple reference where she just looked at the mirror in her vagina, upside down. And by almost exactly like that. But, you know, I've never Yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, because I'm interested. I mean, that that fucking snotty locus that you girls call vagina. So you love pussy, love it a focus notice, but does but does know having this like, kind of scientific view of the other is going to tell you, because my first boyfriend, I dated for five years and the same thing with me, but that caused me to not be sexually attracted to him anymore. Is that right? You looking at his dick just like just like it. Also looking at me like it's just not I don't know. It's just like it's interesting, though, because some secrets like Dan Savage talks about that. He's like you. He's like, it's okay for your like your partner, and I have kind of a fairy tale like view of you. I thought that was such a nice way to put it. Because you put on your best self meet somebody and it's like some time, that phase. And you're just like a fat piece of shit. Yeah, lazy and you don't care and you don't try. And then that's when the romance just dies. Yeah, I do. That was Stephen, and I definitely do that for each other. I mean, we don't It's funny, because when I have sex, that is the only time in my life I'm so serious. I am not. I don't laugh. I don't smile. I'm like we are fucking and that that's the only time in my life barely enjoying it. You know, I really enjoy it, but I'm like, This is serious time. We don't laugh and smile. Hate like I cannot stress enough how much I hate laughing. E joking. Laughing doesn't turn me on. I like someone with a sense of humor, but during sex it's like we are fucking right, because that could throw the entire event off. Like if you just like crack a joke. That girl could just dry up real quick, you know, bad. Yeah, I'm bad joke. Even if it's good, she's laughing too hard that sex isn't even an option, right? Because your brain, especially with women, it's like we need to be so focused, you know what I mean?