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The Mary Magdalene of Apes

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Slam City
Duration: 02:43
Slam City always keeps us updated on the news that didn't make the front page. They chat about how an isolated female ape gave birth to a baby despite no breeding sessions.
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Slam City always keeps us updated on the news that didn't make the front page. They chat about how an isolated female ape gave birth to a baby despite no breeding sessions.
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anyway. The special Speaking of cook, sushi, adorable baby ape is born in a japanese zoo to a mom who lives alone. Oh no, Oh no. Has her enclosure all to herself, or at least she did until she suddenly had a kid. So yeah, some, some morning the zookeepers came in and they were like uh baby come from. Yeah, what's that? Where does that baby come from? Apparently this 10 year old female named Momo isn't really known for gentle behavior. So that's why she lives in enclosure all by herself. She got around, hadn't had any breeding sessions, hadn't had any interaction with any of the other apes in the in her enclosure. She lives by herself. And so they were like, well how did this happen? So they started looking around and her enclosure is connected to others, but there is a great In between them and following the birth, there is revealed that there was a small hole, roughly 3cm in length. Nothing. Oh, Oh no, dude. Fuck yeah, These fucking apes made a goddamned glory hole. They did the ingenuity of our ancestors. This is what we get it from baby. Now. I'm starting to think about the historical nature of the glory hole. How far does it go back? How far does this, how deep does the glory hole go? You know when life gives you lemons, you fucked the shit out of them through a great yeah. Through all glory hole. When when life gives you a wall, just fuck through it. Yeah. Either your dick is out of the wall. You know what you got to lose. So when when we'll win, they're currently conducting paternity test so we'll find out who I want to see this more follow up story. It was a burrito bandido. That was the hot news homeboy jumped in there. Is this on Gloria? I don't know where I am but I know Gloria when I see. Also he was lucky that there was a woman on the other side. Usually not like that. Yeah, you're right. A new reality tv show Glory hole. Yeah. Monkey Glory, Glory, Glory Hole. They might fuck you where? They might rip your dick off. What do you got to lose your deck?
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