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Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina-scented candle explodes into flames

From Audio: The Miller Frost Show 20 January 2021

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The Miller Frost Show
Duration: 02:53
Miller discusses The Sun article, "Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina-scented candle explodes into flames causing an inferno in a woman's living room"
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Miller discusses The Sun article, "Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina-scented candle explodes into flames causing an inferno in a woman's living room"
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How is this headline? Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle explodes into flames, causing an inferno in a woman's living room And white boy Malcolm X. Her candle is actually called This Smells Like my vagina. So which A lot of women don't know where that is, anyway. But if you if you have a thing for wanting to know what Gwyneth Paltrow's middle aged vagina smells like, you could, apparently by a candle that smells just like it. Jody Thompson, 51 The risque products sold by the Hollywood Star in Wellness Guru in an online quiz. And folks, if you are using Gwyneth Paltrow as your wellness guru, I am going to totally judge you. You are a fool. Stop it. The candle is described on Gwen's Goop site as funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected and stinking like her vagina. But Jodi was taken by surprise after lighting it when a 50 centimeter flame leaped from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told the sun the candle exploded and emitted huge flames with bits flying everywhere. Well, white boy Malcolm X do you think that's what Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? It's just like spits plane. God. Oh, yeah. I can totally see that. Holy crap. This is only our second story. This is gonna be a dumpster. Fire of a podcast. I've never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze, and it was too hot to touch. Now, that does sound like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. That was an inferno in the room. You imagine being her husband, Jodi, who lives with our partner, David Snow in Kilburn, north London, said we eventually got it under control and threw out the door. Sounds like Chris. What's his name from that stupid rock band? Those who are divorced, It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth Vagina candle exploded in my living room. Gwyneth, 48 launched the £57 This smells like my vagina candle Last year it's white boy, Malcolm X. I totally could have gotten you that for Christmas last year. Especially now that I am not a Jehovah's Witness. The scent now also has a £34 roll on deal. Uh, so if you really want to stink of Gwyneth Paltrow's flaming vagina, you too can get deodorant and the candle around with. I'll tell you what, I don't know what's worse. The fact that she puts this crap out of that, she probably sells, but she sells out of that stuff. I know there's a lot of fetishes out there was like, Oh, I wanna smell grandpa vagina. You go £57 you get that, that vagina there.
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