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1-800-Ask-A-Harpsichord.com

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Harpsichord music in public domain for spooky chiptune soundtracks


The elements of chip music. https://www.linusakesson.net/music/elements/index.php
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Lords:


Amanda


akotchon@gmail.com

Alexander is still a math professor


Topics:


Harpsichord music in public domain for spooky chiptune soundtracks


The elements of chip music. https://www.linusakesson.net/music/elements/index.php

Shareware floppies! Remember those?


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The outlandish economic world of Neopets


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Programming industrial robots to lift really heavy things.
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The consequences of buggy code when the robot is lifting a test tube vs. a car.
Whether three rotary axes mounted on a big linear slide counts as a robot or is just a fancy conveyer belt.
A failed branch on the evolutionary tree of keyboard instruments.
Having to retune your harpsichord multiple times a day if not multiple times per song.
A harpsichord jumping into organ territory.
A medieval troubador who is not playing power chords.
The Famichord.
Omitting the note that is most heavily implied by the other three notes.
Conflating Super Mario World and Link to the Past because they both use spooky harpsichord music.
The difficulty of synthesizing a piano sound.
A really slow early version of machine learning.
Conveying musical intensity when you have no volume control.
Sharpening your own crow quills to maintain your piano.
Sneaking broken harpsichords into somebody's house while they're sleeping.
Rompler rock.
Recognizing a Bach piece because once you typed it into your Commodore 128 as a PLAY statement.
A floppy disk that you bought in a grocery store when you were six.
Whether Sir Mix A Lot is actually dead or just represents a dead person in this analogy.
The internals of the Quake engine.
A C-like language with no arrays so you need to do everything with linked lists.
How long humans have been taking square roots for.
Real-time operating systems.
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A pinball game that plays sound effects at significantly different rates depending on the version of the sound chip.
Buying a shareware game on a floppy disk at a grocery store for the same price as a blank floppy disk.
Playing the shareware episode of Doom and being like "I played Doom already, I don't need to pay for it."
Getting a call from your harpsichord landlord because you haven't paid your harpsichord loans and he refuses to take the harpsichord back.
Harpsichords requiring daily maintenance or they break down over the span of months.
Putting your harpsichord in a sauna to keep it moisturized.
A squirrel in ancient Rome fighting with gladiators over pizza.
A folder hidden by your mom's inability to do a recursive directory listing.
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Getting perforated printer paper at the library and drawing your own Prince of Persia levels.
Writing your opus with fire flowers and station wagons.
Whether or not it's cool that Mario Paint Composer graduated to twelve tones.
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Delving into Neopets as an outsider and seeing real life principles of economics mirrored in a distorted reflection.
Making a bad search engine for the player shops so non-competitive shops run by inexperienced players get as much shop traffic as the competitive ones, and so finding a particular item feels like a discovery rather than a given.
Exploring the outcomes of a search engine that is bad in an interesting way.
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