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Weekly Challenge #774 – Pizza

Duration: 12:47
* Lizzie
* Richard
* Serendipidy
* Tom
* Norval Joe
* Jared
* Tura
* Planet Z


RICHARD
Pizza!
I love pizza!
I don’t mind what kind – thin and crispy, stuffed crust, deep dish… Just bring it on, and you’ve got a friend for life.
I’m not a topping snob either. You’ll
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* Lizzie
* Richard
* Serendipidy
* Tom
* Norval Joe
* Jared
* Tura
* Planet Z


RICHARD
Pizza!
I love pizza!
I don’t mind what kind – thin and crispy, stuffed crust, deep dish… Just bring it on, and you’ve got a friend for life.
I’m not a topping snob either. You’ll never see me look aghast at the suggestion of pineapple on top; you’ll never hear me insist on only authentic toppings, and no more than six because any more spoils the taste!
Nonsense! Pile them on, I say, and don’t be mean with the helpings.
Tomato, white sauce or barbecue, I’m equally happy. They’re all wonderful.
But, there’s none for you.
Get your own: This one’s mine!
LIZZIE
It’s the best food on earth, he said. What did you put in this? It tastes funny. Oh, it’s the seasoning. I can’t remember, but I tossed everything I had on it. And he laughed, amused by his friends’ hesitation. Eat it, eat it. I made plenty of them for the picnic. And they did eat. When they started dropping like flies, he scratched the name of each one of them out from a list. He had that list since he was 13, when they made him eat pizza with rat meat in it. Revenge is such a sweet thing.
SERENDIPIDY
Giovanni’s allegedly sold the best pizza in town, which was a punch in the teeth for my business.
We may not have made the best pizzas, but ours were cheap, and until Giovanni came onto the scene, we had the monopoly, but now sales were falling every week.
The community was shocked, but it came as no surprise to me when the police found Giovanni’s body, baked in his own pizza oven, sliced, stuffed into pizza boxes and delivered all round town.
They never found the culprit.
Very sad, but on the positive side, my business is booming, once more.
TOM
Seemed like a good idea at the time
A few years back I saw a movie about meat consumption. After watching I
removed it from my diet. For two long years, no pizza. No pepperoni, no
sausage, no Canadian bacon, or even chicken. Boy I missed chicken. Two
years in the wasteland. Would still be there, but for a video by a noted
nutritionist. Perky beyond human endurance. Happily, she chirped “A lack
of animal protein may lead to nerve damage. NERVE DAMAGE. She was actually
smiling. Well, screw that. So, I did the math. I can eat pizza three time
a day for the rest of life.
TURA
Pizza
———
Once upon a time there was a baker. His genius was not content to bake the same loaves every day, and he experimented with every method of baking bread, and baking every foodstuff into it.
Once, he had a surplus of unsold stale bread. He crumbled and baked it into a new batch, creating the renowned “pane del pane”, or “bread bread”.
His greatest invention was to bake a layer of cheese onto a flatbread, and embed into it a variety of vegetables and meat. A fad for this novelty swept through his city, for which it became named: Pisa.
JARED
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