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Beantown Pals, the Adventures of Bucky and Betty. Bucky Bean decides to try his hand at stand-up comedy at the Crock Pot Comedy Club in Downtown Beantown.
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Beantown Pals, the Adventures of Bucky and Betty. Bucky Bean decides to try his hand at stand-up comedy at the Crock Pot Comedy Club in Downtown Beantown.
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Hey boys and girls bunk is down at the crockpot trying out his new stand up routine. Let's go down and see what happens. So the other night, I mean my being part and I'm kind of all alone and lonely. So I decided to get on my computer and surf the net and all of a sudden I came on this site called damsel's in distress dot com. It was for females who were kind of desperate. So I figured, hey bucky, you know, you got a chance here. So I got on and all of a sudden came on this profile that said Snow White. So I tried to connect. But all I got was an error message that said that I was on a pc and in order to see Snow White, I needed an apple. So I got a little frustrated and decided to let off a little steam. So I went out and beat up the fiery dragon next door the next day I found out it was my neighbor's gas grill. So I felt a little guilty so I went down to home depot to replace it and when I got there I saw three little pigs in the construction department, One was buying bricks and the other was buying lumber and one was buying straw because it was on sale and the other two told him he was silly. So he cried, wee wee wee all the way home. We were all doing okay until we walked into the garden department and saw a big bad wolf buying a giant huff and puff leaf blower. So the pig with the bricks says I think I'm okay but if I were you, I'd upgrade my home insurance. That pig cried wee wee wee all the way home. So I got in my spoon and I drove downtown to the hood. Well to be specific it's little red riding hood, we could be a little rough but it's where my grandmother lives. So my grandmother was just coming back from a date with a rapper known as the big bad wolf, you know the one with the latest hit single huffing and puffing, you know until I blow your house down and all of a sudden I ran out of gas. So I got on my cell phone to call a taxi Instead of giant coach pulled up with four coachman. We got about a block before it turned into a pumpkin. So now I'm standing on the street with this pumpkin and a glass slipper on my foot next to Lamborghini pulls up with a prince in it and he's got the other one, so he says jump in. So I did and I said what kind of prince are you? And he said I'm not, I'm an artist formerly known as prince. So now I'm staying in his place, it's a gated community known as happily ever after. And it's kind of nice because it keeps out the giants wolves and dragons and the best part it's right next to that gated community where all the damsel's in distress live. But they got a giant french that keeps us out and we got a lot of glass slippers that we just thought it's not working out so good for us. So the next thing is I get a phone call from my mother telling me she threw out all the beams I got when I sold the cow and now we got a giant weed problem in the backyard and I went home and investigated sure enough it was loaded so I climbed to the top to see how bad it was. And I ended up in the clouds. So there's this giant castle right in front of me. And so I said to the groundskeeper, hey who lives here? And he says it's a sleeping giant. And I said that's what I thought you were gonna say. I said I suppose next you're gonna tell me that he's got a giant goose that lays golden eggs. And he said to me, not only that he's got a heart that plays all by itself and all of a sudden I get goose bumps because I hear this voice saying fee fi fo fum and I'm thinking, hey Jack, it's time to run. So I hate to admit it. But I cried way that's all my time folks. Thanks a lot. Yeah boy that bucky sure is one funny guy huh. Talking about snow white and damsels in distress and pumpkins and princes and then finding out that all of the beams were tossed away and he ended up in the castle in the clouds with the giant and the goose that laid the golden eggs. Uh huh. Pretty funny stuff. Well, stay tuned.
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