We’ve all been had I’ll prove it!
Updated Date: May 15, 2022
Publish Date: May 04, 2022
Okay, so I'm not in love intimacy problems and we're gonna prove it to you. Don't get me wrong. I don't think you've got it made. Who is this guy, George Clooney. I mean who does he think he is? I'm gonna kick him. And if you, if I call you, don't make a fuss, don't tell your friends about the two of us. Why does she won't even be with this guy for two seconds. The picture that he hangs on the wall hides a spot. Just run. What kind of a game is this? That he's playing? What? Don't be that desperate, get a cat. So, I used to love that song. That's what's wrong with me. I mean, I was blind now I can see I was deaf now I can hear this is all, maybe I was hormonal, I don't know. Or maybe it's just the times and we've all grown, but that guy, that attitude leave him alone. I hope everyone just gets away from him. So then we've got eric Clapton Sunshine of your love. Come on. That guy's got the timer on. There's there's a lot of pressure in that song. A lot of pressure. He's waiting so long. Eric What like five minutes. What are you talking about? Well, I'll give him one thing, it's not gaslighting, it's not ambiguous. He's eric Clapton. Alright then there's this band called Player. It's a nice name for this group, Baby Come back. It's a really pretty song, Baby Come back. You've heard it a million times, but she should get it in writing what he's saying to her at this very vulnerable moment. The guy is saying right out loud this first, I couldn't believe the guy says I was wrong. You can blame it all on me, get that in writing because I don't know how long that's gonna last. But what kind of a guy even says that once, That's what I love about that song, but I don't know if it's gonna last. So then we got the old willie nelson and this is a beautiful song. It's gaslighting though, total gaslighting, you know, it is um the title is, you know, but do you think, okay, do you think it's gonna work willie for one thing? And how many wives have you had? Because it's just that song where he's like, did I love You Enough If I made you feel second best? And I'm like, okay, stop singing Second best To who? Maybe I didn't love you quite as much as I should have. Well, who's second best? Who's missed second best over there? Like you didn't, you didn't hug me enough. Like, come on, who, who's who is the second best person? Very suspicious little things I should have said or done? Who said they were little? I said they were huge. Like what is this demeaning me now? You know? Anyway, you know, it it really does go beautifully and when you see him do it in the video, he sells it right? The eyeballs right at you. Like, you know, I'm sorry, I mean it comes right across but I think the very next song that he's gonna sing to you is on the road again And you better watch out for mrs 2nd best because I think she's coming. So here's some guests like cures some absolutely perfect songs that you should listen to instead. Okay, if you don't want to get confused, but maybe I'm just The only confused one but I swear I probably ruined pina colada pina colada which was easy to ruin. I didn't I did pick some bad ones. Barry Manilow was on the list but I spared you that much pain. So anyway, the first one is God only knows by the Beach Boys, which is totally perfect. Unchained melody. Righteous Brothers, totally perfect at last by ETta James, this woman, I'm just getting into her right now. Like she is the most pure, most soul wrenching singer ever. And if you see her videos, it's unbelievable. She has the saddest love song song in the entire world that I have ever heard. It's called. I'd rather Go Blind. This woman is still in love with this guy that she doesn't even want to see her face in the mirror while she's crying and she doesn't want to see him leave her and she'd actually rather go blind. And ETta James sells it for me. I mean this is like a Codependent theme song and I love it and I have very strong feelings too. And I'd rather go um I'd rather go I'd rather need reading glasses. I can go far as far as reading glasses, not blind, but I can go as far as reading glasses so I can take them off and then I can't see anything anyway. But I would never go blind. She's better at love than anyone in the history of the world. I'm good reader autobiography because I'm so into her now. Maybe I'll do something about it if it's really great because it's got to be really great. She just