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The Survival and Basic Badass Podcast Episode #199 Badass Prepper Vacation Badass
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if you have those big job boxes and you can put all your guns and stuff in there, they actually have them so that the padlock or whatever it could be inside, so you can't even really cut it. I mean, they could maybe pick it. They can pick a lock, But most people have other ways around it that they don't bother the lock picking skills, so that may be a good way to go. And it was weird when I got excited about it after listening to this audio book that one of our emails told me to listen to that I'm listening to. So I'm on it. Um, I don't know which one. I can't. It eludes me. We'll go back and take care of it, all right? Probably not, but I don't really go back. That's I'm kind of move forward kind of guy. But anyway, moving right along, I was looking on Craig's list. I'm like, Oh, job boxes, you know, and I'm pricing them out, and they're all like, 300 bucks used and whatever. We're driving down the highway on my vacation and the wife, it's like, Oh, I need to pee and I need to pee now. So I'm like, tractor supply. They always have a bathroom. I go there all the time. Track bathroom for everybody else. I know all about it. I go in and I'm like, Well, she's back messing around in the bathroom. I'm gonna check out the job boxes. So there are 300 bucks used on Craigslist all shitty and beat up 309 on sale for, like, the rest of the month. Like till, like September. Come on, that's just on the full side. I'm like, Fuck that. That thing's huge. It's thick metal. They're not. They're not, like, easily getting through it with the grinder. You know, you're gonna You could do it with a grinder, but it's gonna take you an hour and, you know, whatever. Who's you know, And I was like, Shit, I'm fucking awesome. I'm gonna buy one of these. I'm gonna carry around every gun I own in my truck. Everywhere I fucking go, motherfucker. Get a warrant If you want to search my truck. Yep. All right. Fair enough. You can't be like, Well, I saw it when it's locked in a job box, you know, But They smell weed in there, so they gotta check. They pulled that on me before. E ain't had weed in this car ever. Sir, I snow alcohol. That's Red Bull, motherfucker. Shit. White cops. Are we smelling shit? They always there sniffers. You know, I saw, you know, we've been a little hard on cats lately on you know? Hey, that's how we roll sometimes. And, you know, I saw somebody put up on Facebook in the group or something. It was like, Yeah, you know, people don't like cats, but I never I no cat ever pointed out to a cop where your fucking drugs were. Kind of like what? Zero point? That's a valid point. Now, if you don't have a safe, you don't have a job box. You can hide your stuff. But the truth is, anybody that's a burglar knows where you hide shit. You know you can You can come up with 100 places to hide your shit, But that's 100 places they're gonna look to. You don't know where my guns are. All right. Um don't leave. Ah, Hideaki out. Oh, that's always the worst move. I went on vacation, Got some sort of Airbnb and they weren't getting back to me about coming unlocking the doors. It took me about three minutes to find their Hideaki. It's, you know, it's it's not worthwhile, you know? If you if you're gonna hide a fucking key, hide it in your neighbor's house, hide it somebody else's house. Don't you know that plastic rock ain't fooling? Nobody rock, It's not under the floor mat. What about the flowerpot next to the door? If I put it under that on the up on the tram of Lower No, that ain't gonna work either. Dude, you just gave away all my secret fucking spots. All right? Now, um, probably the best thing you can Dio is just lock everything up. Lock your windows, lock your doors down, Shut it down, lock up your shed, lock everything up, padlocks on everything. Okay? I like padlocks. Last but not least, make a vacation checklist that you can have. So right before you leave, you can go through everything and make sure that you've taken away the Hideaki and you've locked all your doors and windows and you've gone through everything you know. Make sure that your you know that you're not gonna get five miles down the road and then be like, man, I forgot. So, uh, just things to keep in mind when you're getting ready to head out. I like that. That always happens to me when I leave. I was just leave my wallet at home because I'm not a wallet guy. Like all of the cash. Cash is good. That's always, you know, on my hair. Whatever. Yeah. There you go. You watch that movie too much. Um, but yeah. No, it's like the wallet. Who fucking uses that? What? What's in there? My Sam's club card. You know, come on So that, you know, make sure you have your shit squared away. You lock it all up. Um, if you're super paranoid, you could, uh, like, shut the water off before you leave. Yeah. You shouldn't know where your water is, and it doesn't hurt. Maybe shuts. Um, breakers off if you're worried like, Oh, you know, the storm, it's going to damage my stuff. Maybe whatever you use your judgment, it's how much you care. I wouldn't I wouldn't personally turn off all the power to the house. I know. Recommendation is there to do that. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I would definitely not do that. Um, and you know, like, I usually even leave like, ceiling fans running things like that. They don't cost a lot to run. And they kind of keep your house from becoming a disaster When you come back, you know, things like that little bit of air moving a little, you know, keeps it nice. Now, I personally like to clean my entire house before I leave. Just a little tip my entire house and sheets, blankets, everything straight and new stuff put on. So when I come home, I'm not coming home to like being stressed out having a clean shit up because nothing drives me crazier than coming home from a long trip and finding a big disaster when I get home. So that's just me personally need. What I did when I left is I told the kids this house better be fucking clean when I get home. See, that's another way to go. Yeah. Yeah. Teaches old right. I did. I did go on a vacation, uh, last year and left the kids in charge. How'd that work out. Well, I was really disappointed because there was no party and going on. There was no underage drinking. They just like a bunch of nerds. They just sat in their rooms and watched YouTube. My super disappointed my parents when on vacation when I was kidding. And somehow I don't know if this person was sent to check on me or if they were really just coming over to pick up some papers or something. However, when the naked girl answered the door didn't know it was awkward, awkward, But somehow it never got back to my parents. My dad's friend is like, Oh, probably a year old or whatever, and I'm like, Yeah, that doesn't happen every day. Yeah, like, Oh, you've got a girl you like on the door. There's some guy at the door is asking for you, and I'm like, Yeah, let me go. See? Is that what you're aware of? My door? My dad's friend from church. Nice. Nice, perfect. That was awkward. You know, you. Yeah, whatever. All right. I feel like I remember a story about a bullet hole in the ceiling hole in the ceiling. Yeah, well, you know, comes or dangerous. E can't say that enough. Sometimes they just go off way. Say that the guns just don't go off. Just go off. You know that they just have misspent youth Eso
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