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How To Know All About Your Balls (Whether Or Not You Want Kids)

From Audio: Ep 015 - Georgia Hardstark Talks Not Wanting Kids

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Georgia Hardstark of My Favorite Murder joins Spermcast to talk about not wanting kids! From 30 onwards, that seems to be all people ask women in relationships, but Georgia loves not losing friends to parenthood. Oh, also, they talk about balls. Specifically, what's inside of them.
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Georgia Hardstark of My Favorite Murder joins Spermcast to talk about not wanting kids! From 30 onwards, that seems to be all people ask women in relationships, but Georgia loves not losing friends to parenthood. Oh, also, they talk about balls. Specifically, what's inside of them.
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About this subreddit for a second. It's called Child Free. And there are 341,000 members. And basically people just go here to rant about other people's kids being annoying. Check out some of these subject lines. My friend was full of life and dreams. Now she's just a mom, she has a baby. Let her go first. Why do parents expect everyone to be babysitters? Do know it seats on british airways because we are childfree monday may suck, but at least I don't have kids. Watch your kids. They should be sitting down, not running around while you ignore them. Want to fight for the environment, then realized that having a child is the largest contribution towards anthropogenic climate change that you can ever make. Who brings a baby and a Toddler to an eight PM concert. I despise people that allow their hell spawn to scream in public bathrooms, let their Children crawl around or bring their older than should be boys inside. Now look, I'm not trying to make fun of anybody here. I'm just well, I'm really, I'm just trying to practice my accents and work on my vocal range. But on top of that, I'm just trying to show that there's a huge community of people out there that don't want Children and that it's not abnormal. Do you feel the impulse to connect with other women? Like not interested with having kids? It's not even on your radar. It is not, you know, I feel like most of my girlfriends don't want kids, it is nice to I didn't like have friends that are like, I'm never gonna lose you to, you know, parenthood. Okay, cool. So molly have you, I mean the last time I checked in with you, I think after Benny and everything, you were kind of on the fence of do you even want kids? And you were thinking about maybe surrogacy as a route? But are you back to wanting to raise Children? That's the last time you checked in with me? Well I guess that was like the last time we really fully talked about it. Oh yeah. No I definitely. Well I guess I don't wanna say definitely. But I'm almost positive that I want to have that I want all of this to happen. I think last week you said do you have a deadline? Right? That's that's true. And I said I can't answer that right now because I'm just trying to get my mental health in order. Okay. So I guess I'm asking again do you have a deadline now one week later? It's it's a little bit more less hazy. I I don't have a deadline but I do feel a little more stable. And I I think it's hard when you can't predict your own future without the kid. You know when you have a normal job, you know what your your life is gonna look like in the future? Just a little bit and I just um it's just so so grey and hazy. I just don't I never know what's around the corner but but might just feel a little bit better this week. So you're coming out of I guess I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Okay let's say let's say what's the august uh huh. And I want to have a baby in what month? That's you know like I want the baby to have a birthday. What signed a one? Oh God, people think about that. Yeah, let's count backwards. So I'm a Virgo and I love Virgos. I mean I love myself, do you get along with? Yeah, I'm a gemini and I would not want a gemini, Well I love my mom. And me. Your mom ever go, oh my God wow. Yeah I guess try and have a Virgo. So then I'd have to do this by december, wow. This year. You could write maybe by another Year or probably November. It's more like 10 months, isn't it? It's like it's a lie. They start from when you were supposed to get your period Or something. It is 10 months. If you know your conception date then you just add 38 weeks to that. If you don't know your conception date that most doctors will just add 10 months to the first day Of your last period. Okay. But I think really it's 9.5 months. 38 weeks. Okay bananas. I mean why not aim for this december? I oh my God do it. I love it. So fun brain. Maybe if my brain is doing better by then, you know what I want to get? There is a home um fertility test for men. It's like a little centrifuge and you just put the coming in for men. Yes, you put this even in there and it and it tests their motility of the sperm. How much? I think it's a couple 100 bucks, but I think you've got to do anything to do for the podcast. You should totally bringing, Can I bring it here and have each contestant do it and you're gonna go jerk off. You got about that or I'll have to disable my cameras. Yeah, for sure. Maybe that you should see if they'll sponsor this podcast and they'll give you a free one. Okay. It's called track male fertility testing system. It's about $200 to 25. If you want the refills, I'm going to need a lot of refills you guys anyway. It's a tiny middle centrifuge. You just put a little sample on the thing and then it spins for six or seven minutes and then it gives you a sperm count. Also it's got a handy app so you can track your sperm count and it gives you feedback on how to improve based on your current lifestyle. And it engages men in the fertility process early before you waste tons of time and money and failed IVF cycles And blame it all on the woman. I didn't really know all this stuff before, but sperm regenerates every 90 days or so. So you can change your sperm count just by taking care of yourself. Not only that, according to the World Health Organization, low semen volume can also be associated with reduced sexual function and pleasure and an increased risk of urological conditions and chronic diseases. Now, I don't know about you guys, but if I were a dude, I would want to know all about my balls Better to deal with a potential problem now than 10 years down the road when you're trying to get pregnant. So is that an email over to track? To see if they wanted to sponsor me? I like this product. I would love for them to send me one. Am I already advertising for them? Whatever you do. Do not buy track until they're my sponsor. I repeat. Do not buy track until they are my sponsor. I will get you a discount code. Figure it out that I would be down for that. I got a couple of people I'd like to run through them. That system. I wow. Um yeah, so if you want a Virgo, I say, let's aim to get you knocked up by december, that's so soon. It's not, I mean what is it now? It's august september october november, that's you've Got four months, it's more like three months. Yeah.
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