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Joe Rogan - A Joke About the Most Important Job In The World

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Joe Rogan tells a joke about his His Mom from his stand-up special on Netflix
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Joe Rogan tells a joke about his His Mom from his stand-up special on Netflix
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my own mom said this to me. She goes, I just wish that Hillary Clinton was president because I think it's about time a woman does the most important job in the world content. I'm like, yeah, but you already make all the people. Mhm. Like I'm not saying ladies that that's the only thing you do. You make all the humans. That's a big fucking deal. There's seven billion people on the planet. All of them came out of a woman's body. If babies came out of dudes dicks, there'd be six of us, abortion would be an app on your phone. All right. It would be snowing out. You pull your phone out. Fuck this kid. I'm not shoveling snow in breastfeeding. How about that ladies? You make food with your tits, You know goddamn crazy. That is you make the most nutritious baby food known to man with your tits while you're doing other shit because no one's giving you enough credit for it because so many of you can do it. That's the problem. Almost every woman can make people. That's the problem. If only one lady did it. One giant bitch that lives in the middle of the city. She had a huge clear abdomen with our Children floating around inside of it. We bring our food and blessings. That's just as weird as a baby coming out of a person. We're just used to are weird. But if that was the way he did it. And someone just said, I'm making my own paper look like uh people didn't come out of people and then they started, we would freak the fuck out. Like what's next. No problem with the thing is when you childbirth, you have to be in the room to really understand it. It's not like a thing. You can watch the video and go, oh I get it. You think you get it, but you never get to see the kid unless it's yours. No one lets you watch your friends. Never let you watch. Even my sister wouldn't let me watch. I go, what do you think I'm gonna get horny and want to fuck you, Come on, let me see the kid, I want to see my nephew. Nobody lets you in. Nobody. It's got to be your kid by then it's too late because you see the kid come out, you're like, oh, okay. They start thinking how often is this happening? This is happening right now, all over the world, but you don't get to see it. There's a website you can go to where you can see the actual numbers. You can see every time a baby is registered as being born, this is like a world population number. And that number is like this just fucking spinning. It's not sustainable. It's not like, well we gained a few people, we lost a few people keeping a healthy balance here on earth. No, it's just people shoot loads into each other, just fucking eating food and coming in each other, oh you just don't see it. But if there was a place you can see it, like if there was a giant drive through movie screen and there was every baby coming out of every vagina in real time, all over the world, you're like, that's a fucking invasion. You'd be like, oh my God, now I get it, the vagina is a portal to another dimension. It's like a well of souls and they're coming through with pleasure and love and confusing us and then they grow up and they do whatever the fuck they want. This is how culture gets shaped from aliens from another dimension. Ladies, you do that, you make people, you make all the people and you want to be president to your fucking greedy bitches, geez, what else you want? You want bigger dicks than us, You want all the money.
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