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John Mulaney's Stand-Up Special

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it is funny. Yeah, that is silly. It's weird too because like I'm still afraid of being kidnapped but I'll give you the best example of this a couple of months ago. I was at a subway station at two o'clock in the morning. All right. And I'm changing between trains two o'clock in the morning and at the subway station you have to like walk down this long hallway in order to change trains. So it's two o'clock in the morning. It's just me and this woman and we're walking down the hallway, she's walking a few yards ahead of me but she keeps giving me like the over the shoulder like that, you know? And then she starts to pick up the pace that she starts to walk a lot faster. So I think oh she must hear the train coming. Mhm. Mhm. Remember or maybe she feels it in her feet like a native american in a movie. So I start to sprint down the hallway at her and she looks back and she's like and then she gives chase. So now we're booking it down the corridor at two o'clock in the morning and I'm gaining on her, I'm gaining on her. And we're getting to the end of the hallway and she starts to go into that like dead end to shuffle. You know that women do when you chase them And I'm almost there. Okay. Mhm. I'm almost at her. And then it dawns on me, oh, she's running from me. It's the sound of young America. I'm jesse thorn. My guest on the program is comedian and writer john Mulaney, his brand new comedy cd, which is called the top part has just been real.