Group 4 Created with Sketch.
Your changes have been saved

McDonald's

From Audio: Audio: Best of Jerry Seinfeld Standup

Share
station description Listen and laugh along with some of Vurbl’s comedy audio. From your famous comedian... read more
Vurbl Comedy: Standup, Quotes & Funny Stories
Duration: 01:03
A classic bit from Jerry Seinfeld
Playlists that McDonald's appears on.
There are currently no playlists containing this audio.
Add this audio track to one of your playlists
Add to Playlist
Up Next
Full Description
Back to Top
A classic bit from Jerry Seinfeld
Transcripts
Back to Top
And why is McDonald's still counting? Thistle is really insecure, isn't it? 40 billion. 80 million zillion billion Killion tell you what is this? Does it mean anything to anyone? 89 billion sold. Okay, I'll have one. Okay. I would love to meet the chairman of the board of McDonald's. Just say to them. Look, we all get it. You've sold a lot of hamburgers. Whatever the hell the number is, just put up a sign. McDonald's were doing very well. I don't need to hear about every goddamn one of them. What is their ultimate goal? To have cows just surrendering voluntarily or something Showing up at the door. We'd like to turn ourselves in. We see the sign way realized. We have very little chance out there. Oh,
Up Next
Add to playlist
New playlist

Embed

COPY
Embed Options
Create Playlist
Select the Station you want to upload this audio to
Station
0 / 140
0 / 2000
Playlist Icon Image:
(.jpg, .png, min size 500x500px)
Privacy
Subscribers
Your
voice
matters.
Discover & Listen to the world’s largest free collection of audio
Password reset

Enter your email address that you used to register. We'll send you an email with your username and a link to reset your password.



If you still need help, contact Vurbl Support
Password reset sent

You have been sent instructions on resetting you password to the email associated with your account. Please check your email and signing in again.


Back to Sign In
If you still need help, contact Vurbl Support
Your
voice
matters.
Discover & Listen to the world’s largest free collection of audio
Reset password

Please enter your new password below.



If you still need help, contact Vurbl Support
Your voice matters.
Discover & Listen to the world’s largest free collection of audio
Verify Email

Enter your email address that you used to register. We'll send you an email with a link to verify your email.



Cancel
Delete Profile
Are you sure? We will miss you :'(
Delete
Delete Audio
Are you sure?
Delete
Delete Playlist
Are you sure you want to delete this playlist?
Delete
Notifications
You must be signed in to view
your notifications. Please sign in
Edit Snippet
0 / 140
0 / 140

Tag Station

Type station name to add additional tags
*Station owners will be notified when you tag them
Open this link in the Vurbl Mobile App for the full Vurbl experience.
Open in Vurbl mobile app
Continue to Vurbl website