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Michael Lehrer Stand-Up Set from Kill Tony Episode #510

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Michael Lehrer, the world's greatest ALS stand-up comedian's stand-up set from Kill Tony episode #510 featuring Alex Jones. Injured Dice Clay. Find more of Michael at www.MichaelLehrer.rocks.
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Michael Lehrer, the world's greatest ALS stand-up comedian's stand-up set from Kill Tony episode #510 featuring Alex Jones. Injured Dice Clay. Find more of Michael at www.MichaelLehrer.rocks.
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He's a legend on this show. one more time for injured dice clay. Everyone Look Little Bull. People are two sheep to Kobe complications. She was in thomas and anti vax when other british has no reservations. Oh, oh, oh, Mother Hubbard rain. Did they cover the french a ball and wine? But she already had two. So what that bitch do she fell and broke her spine. What humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty, healthy grateful but humpty stub. Let their insurance expired so now humpty. His wife is fussy for higher slice slice slice close little boy blue, someone grabbing they be been before this kid dies place place, place, place Jack and you went up the hill defensive pill warrior. Jack fell down. He had very poisoning. There was inflame michigan, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. There was no lady who lived in the shoe political discourse and divide prevented her from being relocated them. Can we get this picture boot, place, place, place, place, place, hickory Dickory Dock. I said on my cock, my boys to somebody, a nurse came through and I fucked every hole in the cracks, wow, jesus christ, 2:38. Everybody else trying their hardest to fill a minute with laughter. And here he is bringing back to character injured, dice, clay lee. What is Michael lair is here showing off his hand sanitizer for some weird reason now say sick. Yeah, Yo, let's hear for our first responders. All right. Yeah. All your second responders can suck my dick. It's not motherfucker. I'm responded with them so far. I was it was the first responder. Mm guys, the funniest comedian of the night. Almost every single show is literally dying and he does it every single fucking week. I can't explain how hard it is. I can't explain to you. He doesn't need to do what he does. He did 2.5 kill Tony sets tonight for no reason other than entertain you people. It doesn't even make any fucking sense. Yeah. What's up? I will out of free time. Oh wait he's injured dice place. That's why it makes sense. He's injured, dice, Clay's not. Andrew dice. Clay's injured. Those are owls, not Odes. Oh my malika mm lou cross blue shield. Yeah, they fucked me. I got to tell you guys I'm gonna I'm just gonna share a thought. I just had with you. The episode since we've been cancelled have been so much more fun than the episodes than before. I don't know how to explain it. Like I just found myself, I've been sitting up here cracking up all night. It's like we have locked something. Yeah, we really did. I'd like to thank bang bang for this. Uh Hang if you're watching here on camera one. Really? I know that you thought you were going to get a boost from this. You fucking son of a bitch. But really? I mean thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart anyway, Michael layer. I don't know what to say man, you did it again. What else? You got anything else to tell these? Um No man. Uh my nurse said that if I don't drink or for perform So give me $200, okay so I'm ready start fucking drinking. Yeah, Michael, Michael, if that's what it takes then someone will always give you $200 to not drink. I didn't realize there was such a cheap date. But uh but holy shit, I mean you always do great but goddamn dude, you're fucking in it. You're supposed to be doing worse every week by the way. I don't know if anyone told you this, but that's true other than your doctors, but me, but well, You know, I'm lucky than Medicaid covers five ways, cocaine, Michael lair out here. Austin resident, the first guy to move to Austin texas on team Kill Tony, Michael Air comedy dot com. Everything. Michael lair. Is there shoutout to Alex jones? You guys know where to find him? The Alex jones show very easy to find. Thank you to joe Rogan and Duncan Trussell for making a cameo, A hangover style cameo on Kill Tony tonight. The drawing from Ryan J. E Belt is absolutely unbelievable. I'm the joker. Red band is Catwoman and Alex jones is bein in this.
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