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Michael Lehrer, the world's greatest ALS comedian's stand-up set from Kill Tony episode #497 featuring Sara Weinshenk & Jamar Neighbors

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Michael Lehrer, the world's greatest ALS comedian's stand-up set from Kill Tony episode #497 featuring Sara Weinshenk & Jamar Neighbors. Find more from Michael at www.MichaelLehrer.Rocks.
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Michael Lehrer, the world's greatest ALS comedian's stand-up set from Kill Tony episode #497 featuring Sara Weinshenk & Jamar Neighbors. Find more from Michael at www.MichaelLehrer.Rocks.
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something else. And it turns out this guy is an absolute fucking rolling God. Second city in Chicago had him for over two decades. Where he rose to the highest ranking type of member of improvisational guru ism ever diagnosed with lou Gehrig's disease? He then decided to chase his dream of becoming a stand up comedian, which is doing a great job at ladies and gentlemen, he's here for you right now. The great and powerful Michael lehrer. Everyone come on, make some fucking noise for Michael. Yeah. Mhm Okay. I been traveling a line a portion or social media. Everyone's like, oh, you look great, happy and handsome. Like you're having fun. That's a 10 in the fade haircut. I'm an incurable brain disease. You fucking retards! My old voices like, oh, my wife thinks you're handsome. No shit. All wives thing I'm handsome. You don't stop being handsome from one wife in the next How coming out with a new polling line for disabled motherfuckers? For Agro As motherfucker. It's scored shoots no ladders. It's about no half serving. No step in at all, Michael lair with a brand new minute. Yeah. Very, very, very, very, very good. Michael welcome, welcome back home. Thank you so much fucking fun in Miami. So much fun. You absolutely fucking destroyed. Yeah. You know, it was the best trip of my life, wow! The hardest part is winning backstage for three hours. What? David Lucas First times when nine of his kids, wow. Damn. Just straight honesty? Nothing funnier than the truth. My goodness michael, how does it feel to be back home in Austin texas? Your new home. And Michael moved here a couple months ago from Los Angeles. I'm looking the fuck. Uh yeah, pussy. Strange pussy. Oh you know me and john these are best friends. And you and the keyboard. Yeah. He told me last week after I was super service. After a lot of cocaine, he goes, someone needs to bring him to his room. Okay, That's a little inside the actors studio for you right there. That was a share that necessarily didn't need to happen. I don't think you need to really do jokes. Yeah. Okay. Hey buddy, what's up with? Were both the improv masters from, from different schools and Tony were talking about how, you know, all these motherfuckers can't keep away, you know? But one of you, Yes. And we'll see if we can get yeah, let's see, let's see what it's like when you ask a professional improviser one of your little wack a doodle topical questions. Okay, but can you, can you ask him shit? And I'm surprised him. Like I do. Yeah, sure, absolutely. Go ahead. So, Michael, uh let me ask you this, you were in Miami all weekend. What did you think of the like the audiences there compared to Austin texas? They have a lot of big bust, I want to eat out. Okay. You like you like to eat girls spots? Oh yeah, more than the pussy man. Okay, wow. Why do you prefer the but to the pussy. Well, you know, pussy is so schooling and then after a while you work your way into the bun is like, oh, a new part of the lady to fall in love with. Mhm It's the best. Hey man, when you saw Bobbi's murder, his glow in the dark chain. Um um what was the conversation that y'all had between each other? Right, I'm like bobby while you and where did you find the toxic waste to dip your chaining? I let's do this sharp. Not only did I hear every word he said uh wine shank. You were one of the first ever regulars on in kill Tony history. You performed hundreds of brand new minutes on this show. Uh What, what do you think of The Great Michael Larry? You saw him before? An audience lists show at the comedies. Really? I think he is a king. Thank you. I think you're queen especially with that after you like hoppy, fuck shit. Oh shit. Is that your girl part of me? Hey, when you were in that, when you were in that mansion with pop smoke got shot. Uh the ramp? Like what did they put out a ramp? Like hurry up, let's get this *** up out of here because he is just as important as pop smoke. They were like what puff smoke got into them causing some magician and he's like, oh, this cripple motherfucker, We got again, a maori uh pub smoke and that disappeared. I think you and Jamaar should start your own fucking like rap group. You guys, you guys win it. You guys could be like, you guys can be like rolled the jewels. I win it. You, I wish you all the time. Yeah man. Yeah, you can't freestyle. What's the subject? You want him to rap about Sarah wine shame on them. I get number B man, I go where I like my shit dry some no source. Send my so you're done man. But the condiment rebate condiment. Fuck the condiment. Do you guys have fun tonight, Tony one more thing. Wait, Michael layer has one more thing. I mean Tony facetime a lot. That's true. He's got this for the first time I got this C is penis and I realized why it is being funny. I showed it to him. Well I realized why this pity the asshole is such a cunt because he is such a big penis. So I got your trophy, john, we're pulling out of my pocket. You got me a trophy. Yeah, it's a horse cart trophy. Oh look at that. Thank you. Very rarely do I ever get a trophy on this show? This is going to go right on my kitchen counter going on. This is going right next to my Nespresso machine. Tell you right now. Thank you so much Michael. This is the first time I've ever been given an award on my own ship, Your horse cart. Thank you very much. Thank you, Michael. I'm glad that I showed it to you. I knew something in my gut told me to accidentally. Why did you show him your dick? Hold on. Wait, because I was just joking about the Facetime shit. Like what? Why? Okay, yeah, you asked that. I was going to answer that when you ask for the second ago. Yeah, because we facetime a lot because hey, uh, first of all, we live in the same apartment building, so we communicate a lot. Michael is one of the few people that does not in this world annoy the absolute dog shit out of me. So I enjoy communicating with Michael. And one of the times that I was talking with Michael, I was actually, I talked to Michael in the ship. Was it in the shower or after the shower after fracking. So, uh, there's, I'm telling, if you was half Warner, like, uh, it wasn't a boner, I promise you, it wasn't about young like that. Yeah, when it's a boner, it gets bigger. Do I get a bigger trophy now that I've admitted that to you? Because to be honest with you, I'm surprised that this is the horse cock trophy. Holy yeah, a Michael air, everybody, thank you so much, Michael, the type of friend you can show your dick to. And yeah, I'll lie and say that it's huge on a podcast. Michael ware comedy dot com for everything. Michael lair. He's the fucking man. How about one more time for Michael layer, Everybody. How about a hand for the band, john Ds come on people, you have to do better. They played for you. They played music for you all night, john dee's, he's john key's K E Y Z on social media, matt mewling on guitar. He's at mutation emu, ehh station. How about a big hand for D. Madness on the base, Michael Gonzalez on the drums. He's Mike Hagen's 13 on social media. How about a big hand for my guests tonight, Jamaar neighbors.
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