Morgan just wants to jog through her neighborhood without anyone talking to her—just once. But between a douchey jogger named Brad, and a reptilian monster from beyond the city walls, she just can't seem to catch a break.
Publish Date: Jun 07, 2021
Morgan just wants to jog through her neighborhood with anyone talking to her—just once. But her city has other plans. Between a douchey jogger named Brad, and a bloodthirsty monster from the magical wilds beyond the city walls, she just can't seem to catch a break.
this is all happening now, but it's happening someplace else. Mhm. In a public park at the crack of dawn morgan K is out for her daily run. She's wearing a tattered T shirt, hideous dayglow fanny pack and a look that says, hey, maybe don't try and talk to me while I'm jogging. Okay. She pops in ear buds and begins to run across her picturesque urban paradise underneath the beautiful blue sky. Guys with huge lumberjack beards and women dressed like eighties break dancers, all brunch and Vape and walk shelter dogs and have too loud conversations like this. This new cleanses super bomb. I can eat anything. I want to between 1:41:55 a.m. The rest of the day, I just inhale a series of steams. I'm just so much more present since I deleted twitter and facebook from my phone. It's giving me more time to just exist. You know, you guys documentaries, I cannot get enough freaking documentaries right now. Have you seen the one about food activated charcoal is actually like the best morgan turns a corner and is flanked by another jogger. Hey, nice fanny pack. Did you know that fanny is actually what british people call the lady privates. This is chad, a man who clearly just read a how to on a pickup artist subreddit titled How to talk to a woman who was wearing headphones, going to wager a guess and say he's also super into Bitcoin to sorry, can't hear you. I have earbuds in. Oh, we'll just take him out. He's actually don't come out. It's inconvenient, but the plus side is that I don't have to hear strangers, terrible vagina jokes. Hey, wait up. I was just thinking, it'll be fun to talk while we were jumped before chad can finish his sentence. A reptilian monster erupts out of nowhere and latches onto his face. It's about the size of a monkey and has long bat like wings. Oh, this will be fun, Morgan tears open her fanny pack and produces a dagger made of phone. She shoulder checks the creature off of the jogger, then dodges its teeth and claws and tail getting in a shank with her dagger. After every dodge, she catches it under the chin and it slumps over dead. Like, hey, I want to say thank you and you should really let me take your hot monster killing. But to brunch because I know this really great little place that's not a total seen on the weekend. Sorry, I had a power bar before I left the house. Oh wait, I knocked you out. Oh, whatever. She lies on her back and looks at the sky. A billboard reads, Welcome to Fairhaven. The sky flickers and flashes. It's being projected on a giant screen. Through the defective panel, morgan can see the dark red sky outside her perfect bubble. The defective screen flashes back on blue sky again.