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Shit Tossers

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station description Comedy about current events.
Questionable Material with Jack & Brian
Duration: 01:32
Your kids make a lot of crap art. Shit Tossers can help.
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Your kids make a lot of crap art. Shit Tossers can help.
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during a child's formative years. They generate 2 to 4 metric tons of sentimental but worthless doodles. Drawings, clay sculptures and mawr way all know it's crap. Primitive techniques, shoddy workmanship, hot holders that conduct heat. Yet most parents simply cannot bring themselves to throw anything out until now. My name is Michael Burrows. Four years ago, I founded Shit Tossers, the solution for sentimental but sensible parents who know deep down our kids. Priceless artwork is neither artwork nor priceless at shit. Tossers are highly trained, emotionally detached staff will come to your home and work with you to take your child's collected works and mercilessly tossed them in the trash bin. That's not a cat. Your kid drew a circle with four stick legs and two rudimentary triangles for ears. It's garbage. Let it go, macaroni glued to the inside of a shoe box and artless waste of food. Trash it, Ah, ball made out of clay. Wow, who are you fooling? Every day, kids generate piles of worthless rubbish that build boxes, bookshelves, closets, addicts and more. Maybe you can't bring yourself to do what needs to be done, but we can call shit tossers today, not responsible for tossing abstract art that looks like Children's drawings
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