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Snippet of Death by Dying: Obituary 01 - Wyatt Died

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The obituary writer stumbles upon Wyatt Hudson's potential killer when going to his farm to investigate what happened. In this clip, he barely escapes death. Can the Crestwood Police help the obituary writer before it's too late?
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The obituary writer stumbles upon Wyatt Hudson's potential killer when going to his farm to investigate what happened. In this clip, he barely escapes death. Can the Crestwood Police help the obituary writer before it's too late?
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Hudson's farm was Justus. I had left it peaceful, tranquil, ah, farmer's paradise. I approached the abandoned silo with an overzealous energy, eager to prove that what I had just seen was really eager to find Gert missing. I climbed the rungs, clambered across the roof, thrusted my head into the hole at the very top on Lee to Siegert, emerging from a trap door. You, you you, from behind me came a voice, and before I could glimpse who it was, I promptly toppled through the opening, tumbling into the metal tower. I landed right on top of Gert, and the two of us went sprawling. As I came to my senses, I could hear footsteps from the roof. Climbing back down the silo, I scrambled to my feet, my eyes adjusting to the darkness. Gert was out cold silence, their door being unlocked there before me, with a sawed off shotgun, trained right at my chest was none other than wise wife Bernard. I cannot stress enough that why it's wife's name is Bernard. Her name is Bernard. Her finger hovered over the trigger. You okay, honey? Bunches. No reply from Gert E. No, you You're that obituary writer came around here last week snooping like you own the place and your wives wife, I and that's honey Bunches. Were you cereal enthusiasts? No way would love us. Mighty fine lovers of that. 13 years I've been waiting to be with this man. Did you Did you kill your husband? No more than I'm gonna kill you. Are you going to kill me? Yes. So you did kill your husband? Yes, I I had to see. He found out about marrying and I owe. It would appear Gertz name was marrying and he got violent. Worse. He had the nerve of being all sweet about it. The man didn't have a bad bone in his body. It was enough to drive you mad. Couldn't something make you angry for once in your damn life? Anything he offered marrying the guest bedroom and everything. I couldn't take it anymore. So you shot him. Boom! Radon stomach. So, Gert, I mean, Marien was never being held hostage here. Not in the slightest Marien got to his feet. See, with the reputation like Wyatts, people might not take too kindly to abroad. Like Bernard, shacking up with some man from the other side of the tracks. Why it deserved to be the bad guy for once. Of course, no one bothered the look in the silo except you, so that kind of backfired. Alright, that's enough. You don't need to know none of this. Please don't worry, baby. I got no the following events air so intricate, tumultuous and unnecessarily convoluted that the only way for me to properly explain is from an omnipresent perspective. At the very moment I was staring into the mouth of Bernard's shotgun, contemplating my own mortality, crestfallen law enforcement was delivering a consolation by to the Hudson's residents. Crest Fall Law enforcement has a bushy mustache with flecks of chocolate glazed doughnut in its bristled hairs. He walks like a water balloon with legs and smells faintly of old biscotti. Crust fall Law enforcement knocked on the front door. Justus Bernard fired her gun so he did not hear the shot. Meanwhile, times slowed to the trickle of molasses. As I watched the next few seconds unfold, Marien approached me from behind. Bernard pulled the trigger. I sidestepped, and in went the bullet right into Marien stomach, right where Wyatt had been shot. Bernard tried to fire her gun again. But the mechanism jammed, creating a tiny spark in the chamber on blowing her hand clean off Justus Bernard's hand blew off Crest Fall. Law enforcement sneezed. He looked down at his pie. Hmm. Raspberry. He's allergic to raspberry. Why did I buy a raspberry pi, he thought?
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