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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Listen to Sarah Silverman tell Conan O'Brian the story of the time she wanted to make out with him.
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Listen to Sarah Silverman tell Conan O'Brian the story of the time she wanted to make out with him.
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Wait. Did I ever tell you that I have a I feel like a good podcast story about you, but maybe I did tell it to you Or maybe e don't think so. Let's hear it. If it's about me, me want it? Yeah, Yeah. I mean, this is vulnerable, but of course, it was a lifetime ago. So you were doing your show in in New York, Were single? Yeah. And I always had boyfriends, but I was suddenly single. And then I came to do your show, and I brought my best friend, Heidi. And this is how there's, you know, when you are a woman, a young woman like I had such a prowess, I was so uber confident in my sexuality. And, like, I mean, I think this was good for me. So anyway, I go. I was coming to do your show. And I say to my friend Heidi, you know what I'm gonna make out with Conan after the show tonight. It wasn't even like I'm going to try or I have a crush on him. It was just a choice that I was making heading into the show, and it was so arrogant that? I said Dai Ichi were in the dressing room and I go, Yeah, I'm gonna make out with Conan And and so can you get your own ride home? I said to Heidi ago, you're gonna have to get your own right home. Like, take a cab home or the subway. Just let's make that plan. Now I hear so uncomfortable, I'm incredibly uncomfortable. But also through this was No, no, I mean 20 something. Your guess what? I'm pleased. I'm in Very intrigued. I am incredibly intrigue and eso you come in because you always come in to say hello. And you know, I adored you and I was in sex kitten mode, which is, you know, not rare. It's rare because I almost always has a I would always have a boyfriend, so I would only be like I didn't see other men as sexual beings ever. It was very rare. And so you come in and I'm like, like, touched your tie and I was like like your tie, you know, on you go. Thanks. And you go Guess what And I go what? And you go, I'm engaged. You have just got engaged, Eliza, Like that day or the day before, and I immediately go Oh, my God. Amazing. But I'm trying my best friend in the corner of the room dying, laughing, and she's a loose cannon. So I was while I was saying like, That's amazing. I'm so happy for you and I waas, you know, of course, but, like, Well, I was so afraid she was gonna say something. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What you're saying is that I was cock blocked by my wife. Yeah, I could have. I'm just thinking of what could have happened except the mother with my Children. I mean, I don't have to get into arrogantly confident for so I guess I listen, if were it not for the woman whose name I will not mention because she's on my shit list now, I should not be hilarious. Just, you know, the terror of having a loose cannon friend like Heidi just right behind you holding her stomach. She's dying, laughing and like me being so scared, she was going to say something. Well, let's imagine. I mean, what? That? Okay, We just play a little game here. Justus. A creepy old man. Uh, but surely be married. Listen, listen, I don't know. Let's say I hadn't said that. Let's say I hadn't met Liza yet. Would we have made out? And how would that have happened? I'm taking you to a red line. I would neg you like it says to in the book the game you have neck me like said. Oh, your lips or somethin, eh? So pale. Oh, I'm not very in touch with the girl. I once waas, but, you know, I don't think the nagging would have worked for May. I think I would have than like, you're right. I'd better go. That's how I would respond to the nagging. Uh, wow, that's a great That makes me a story. A story? I've never heard that. I've never heard that. I've never heard that story. And I love that story. And, uh, wondering if any other people out there have a similar story about me. You know, you're all flush and your posture better. And you know I spring in your step. I have a new I now I'm like the Grinch. At the end of the Grinch stole Christmas. I can lift 20 times my own weight right now because Sarah Silverman just said she entertained the idea of making out with me. You should take that as a compliment.
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