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Listen now to “Auditions with Chris Franjolo”, a snippet of Sharp Tongue talking the brutal world of auditioning. Franjola.com and Jessimae.com.
Stand up comedian, Jessimae Peluso, holds nothing back in this hilarious and candid podcast about comedy, sex, loss, and an eternal pursuit for the funny. It will feel like a conversation with that friend who always keeps it real.*Each week is something NEW featuring comedians, Dr. Peluso advice, movie companions, and more! Join our NEW Patreon club to get exclusive podcast videos and episodes found.ee/JessimaePeluso-Patreon
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Yeah. What about you? Have you gone out? Have you auditioned? When's the last time you went out on auditions? Never knows what I never I never did. How did you get Chelsea lately? I've walked in to Chelsea. Handler called. How'd you ever get any How you get anything like, Yeah, I've never gotten one job from an audition. Have you? Will you do it more than may? I think I've gotten. I guess girl code was essentially an audition process. But all the other stuff No, I mean, maybe one or two things. You audition 1000 times and you get one. I'm so bad commercial. I'm so bad at it. I'm so bad. I think you're better. Like you have more balls than me. I don't have balls like in real life. Have balls on stage, I think. But in real life, I'm kind of like fucking I'm nervous and shy. Tell by the way you were walking down when I went to meet you. You just You weren't sure? No, I just got raped. Exact. So, yeah, I'm never comfortable like a like an, especially in the audition room. I'm just not comfortable that way. Comfortable it's it's art and of itself in like and the people who get at it are the ones who book I see it. I see. And then I go toe one like recently I went to one God. Now it's gotta be a couple of years ago, the last one I've gone to visit for it was for some fucking thing. Who knows? But and then, you know, like they all know the guy the casting director knows they all know they come Thio every day for another thing s So I'm like, Who's this guy? They're all shaking each other's hands. There are, And then Cranston comes in. I'm not Bryant, Not Bryan Cranston. Bryant The fucking guy? No, the one who's in fight and the kid calendar. Bryan Callen comes in on this Guys doing jumping jacks. He's He's doing push ups on the floor. He's got voices on. I'm like, I'm not no e no on. I like him and then he goes into the room and I could just thin walls. I can hear what he's doing. Yeah, and he's doing a full on man. Shit, You know, whole thing, which is probably what you should know you're supposed to book the room. Exactly. I go into this book, I stumble over three lines. I go home, E go back to the Valley, get a nice lunch and that's the That'll be the end of it. Yeah, that's really hate it. I hate it. Hate it too. It's so grueling and like even just the preparation that goes into it. And like for us, I know about you. But, like nine times out of 10, I'm on the road when I have to submit it all, even still a proper thing upon a pillow in the hotel room. It's so fucking embarrassing, so embarrassing and like having people read for you, you're like, have to ask your opener or a friend who's on the road with you and you. It's even that is weird. Can I have to perform for this person and then, for essentially, for somebody else is gonna look at this tape and essentially itself. Taping is supposed to be the easy part of it. Heather McDonald has a great story if she has, you know, sense in self tapes with her, and she says that she'll just order room service when the self tape like email comes in shoulder room service. Guy comes up and then she has him do it after, you know, he delivers the food and then tape this tape. The tape? Yeah. So you got him up there in the rumor and he might as well keep for another yea snack after that, there's like a treat at the end of the
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