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Tessa's Stank Ass Fucking Twat.....

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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2
Duration: 19:08
You can actually see and smell Tessa's Stank Ass Fucking Twat from space. That is actually how the aliens found us. The term UFO was a code word that meant Ugly Fucking Ogre. Kinda like Shrek but we all love Shrek. In this case, Ugly Fucking Ogre was a direct reference that Tessa. And everybody fuck
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You can actually see and smell Tessa's Stank Ass Fucking Twat from space. That is actually how the aliens found us. The term UFO was a code word that meant Ugly Fucking Ogre. Kinda like Shrek but we all love Shrek. In this case, Ugly Fucking Ogre was a direct reference that Tessa. And everybody fucking hates Tessa. Side bar...soon I I will have a lot of money. And in addition to my paintings and murals portraying the shit stains and Jimbo. I want to write and co star in a show called "Every One Fucking Hates You Tessa". The show features Tessa sitting in her Saturn forced to listen to phone calls from around the globe just talking shit. Hey Caller, this is your awesome host Jay and his bad ass co host Murphy the Golden Retriever. Say Hello Murphy. Hola. "So where are you calling from....Ms. Gomez is it. What a treat we have Selena Gomez model singer overall, calling in to talk shit to tessa that fat cunt who is currently stuck in her Saturn so she isnt a threat. Anyway, may I call you Selena, of course Jay, you known that, ever since...well nevermind. So, Tessa we never met but I hear you are the most disgusting piece of shit this world has ever seen. A person so truly hated that we cant understand why you don't kill yourself immediately. Due to Tessa complete transformation to Fat Pig of A bitch...she can only make pig grunt sounds so I have to translate. Oink, oink. Snuf, grunt grunt snuffle sniffle runt grunt oink fart. So what that fat pig of a bitch just gruffed was "well I did like 9000 times but I keep getting fatter and showing up for work early at the DMV. Well thanks Tessa. You are a vile creature. Thanks for calling in Selena. Always a pleasure to hear from you. You are always welcome to stop by and feed her or beat her on well everyday of the week. You choose based on your schedule." sweet he first UFO ever discovered. So where were we..... The stank lines floating out in space all cartoon character like a good example is Pig Pen or Not So Little Miss Piggy. The reason the earth's Ozone layer is now gone correlates closely to the Brownh-House Gas seeping from Tessa various orafices. WEe all know the dangers of CFCs. Tessa's Clitoral Farts and Crud (CFC....see footnote 3a for additional research....all those men are now dead. But they will save so many lives.)So now, its more like the Oh Hell No Zone that was designed to prevents Tessa's stank ass pussy stench from polluting the rest of the universe. The Big Bang and Big Collapse....simply Simultaneous farts and vagina quefs or quasars as they professionally referred to as because when accepting a Nobel for researching Tessa fat fucking ass and her farts its seems rather silly to always be saying Tessas Fart fumes and residual gas aftermath. Every one is just laughing at Tessa the whole time. These quasars occur within 35 minutes of eating or inhaling through her asshole an entire Robertos Burrito being violently consumed gobbling everything Tessa sees. Which is what a black hole is and why they are the most feared phenomena in our universe. Something so fat and disgusting that nothing escapes the event horizon not even healthy vegetables are safe. No light, matter or remaining Roberto's food...all of time and space fuse into one due to the disturbance in the universes electromagnetic field and the gravitational shit show as a result of the nuclear fallout from tessa the destroyer of the universes' asshole and vaginal leakage. One study recently suggested that stars going supernova are nothing more than Tessa's genital worts bursting at speeds that may reach super sonic the hedgehog speeds like when he comes barreling out of her asshole in search of gold rings. All the rings of Saturn. Coincidentally. The name and origin of her car....it was formed in a supernova and forged with fecal matter to create the strongest material ever made so it can support her fat fucking ass to and fro to the DMV every day for eternity. Now that's fucking insane...Fuck Yeah Science....
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