you are all in a lot off trouble listening to him. He's in a lot of trouble until he writes that check. This is from the U. S. Son Royal Navy Officer caught shooting X rated films with her semen lover and hold on. I better stop that. Two points, folks. Number one Don't get too excited. It is not that kind of semen. It is like a man on a boat type of semen. And and folks, speaking of which, let me go ahead and give you a trigger warning. If you are a woke liberal out there, we will be using gender references in this in this article. So please don't yell at May. I'm I am down for the struggle. I am. His woke us could be. And I am really just offended at the U. S. Son for even mentioning the word semen. Even if it's not the semen semen, It is a man on the boat type of semen. But I'm just giving you a trigger warning that that that word is probably gonna be used a couple times out there. Anyway, let's redo that headline. Royal Navy Officer caught shooting X rated films with her semen lover at top secret nuclear base. Lieutenant Claire Jenkins, 29 who uses the name Callie Taylor. I'm assuming folks that that is her porn name. Kind of a crappy, poor name, if you ask me. But that is her poor name. Has been making money selling porn to order on an adult website. What Malcolm did you know that you can order custom porn? You can apparently, I guess Kelly Taylor will will sell. You pour in the order. You can, like order. Whatever the hell you want. You could just tell her. I get get some checking some boxes and I want this. And I want this. And I want this and she'll do it for you. On the Navy base, furious Navy top brass launched an investigation amid fears the couple could be blackmailed by foreign agents. A number of their films. And when I say their films, folks, for you leftist out there, you woke leftist. I'm not talking about one person with the funky pronounce. I am talking about Claire Jenkins or Cali Taylor and her semen and not that kind of semen. A number of their films were shot inside the fast lane nuclear submarine headquarters, H M N B Clyde and H M N B stands for Her Majesty's naval base. So yes, folks. Poor Queen Elizabeth, her naval bases being defiled by Cali, Taylor and her semen. And that is near Glasgow. Last night, a Navy source said The commanders can't believe it. There could be all kinds of security risks involved. Sources said she had passed a rigorous vetting process to get top secret clearance, including a grilling about her sex life. And can you see those Navy boys asking her about her sex life, white boy Malcolm X to be like a what do you like? What do you do? What do you dio? How many seamen have you got? I can't imagine that. In her role as a warfare officer, Lieutenant Jenkins has commanded a team of sailors on the Hunter killer submarine H m s artful. She was responsible for the £1 billion vessels high tech outer casing of sound, dampening tiles that allow it to glide through the ocean, stalking Russian subs. And she was responsible for embarking Special Forces teams at sea for covert insertions and Tomahawk cruise missiles. So, folks, she is not just doing covert insertions on the naval base with her semen. She is doing it with the Special forces outside off the naval base, but she also secretly poses as kinky Callie Taylor. So she's not just regular Callie Taylor folks. She likes the kink inviting punters to pay her to act out their sexual fantasies. She regularly post explicit pictures and videos with her lover, leading Seaman Lian Darlington, also based at h M N B Clyde. So he is not just a seaman, folks. Liam is the leading seaman on the base. In her profile. On, of course, Onley fans. Is there anyone not on Onley fans? Other than me, White by Malcolm X Are you on only fans? Well, I didn't think so. Every time I read a news article, someone is on only fans, she says. I'm 29 working that 9 to 5 life. I love to be naughty and stay colorful. My naughty Seiken sometimes get me into trouble. But that feeling of excitement we can get from doing this just makes me so hot and bothered. Lieutenant Jenkins confessed all to her bosses when they challenged her last week, but she continued to post more saucy content over the weekend, including a video with the caption. He really used me. Well, Callie, other than leading Seaman Liam Darlington, I mean, who hasn't? She's out there with the Special Forces. I'm sure a couple of them were having fun with her as well, Speaking of whores.