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Thicc Squirrels and Texas Roadhouse Peanuts

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Busy Phillips talks about her neighbor asking if she was throwing peanut shells over the wall. As it turns out, squirrels were getting peanuts from a large bag that the previous owners left and were throwing the shells.
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that's so funny when I had like the very first house I lived in Post living with Emily B. B. Um The house next door, this guy moved in with his wife and like, I don't know, a week or two after they moved in, they knocked on my door and he was like hey I just had a question like are you like are you throwing peanuts like over the wall? I was like what? No. Why would I throw peanuts over the wall? What are you talking about? No. And he's like I am like constantly getting hit with peanut shelves like that. It's really insane. And then turns out like a few days later or whatever, see him outside and he's like oh my god you're not gonna believe it what? The previous owners had a giant bag of peanuts that they were like feeding all of the squirrels in the neighborhood. And so the squirrels knew they had like left it in this side shed. You know like behind the thing. So they like the new owners maybe wouldn't find it for their squirrel friends. I guess they wanted their squirrel friends to be taken care of after they've moved out. And so these squirrels were like going and getting the peanuts and then sitting up in the trees and like throwing the case things down on this new family that had moved in. Can you imagine how insane you would feel if you just felt peanut shells raining down in your yard? Also, I feel like peanuts are a thing of the past. Like hearing you guys talk about penis. So weird. Peanuts aren't a thing anymore because of nut allergy like freaking texas Roadhouse in my neighborhood and the squirrels in my neighborhood, this girl's in my neighborhood are thick. They are like they have unlimited access to peanuts. Thanks. Thanks. Pretty funny yard.
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