
Listen to this Chris Rock's joke, "We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!"
Listen to Chris Rock's joke, "Give me the job. I don't care if everybody is better than me. Give me the job."
Listen to Chris Rock joke, "Every religion follows one basic premise, and that premise is, God doesn't make mistakes."
Listen to Chris Rock joke, "You can be married and bored, or single and lonely."
Listen to Chris Rock joke, "I took my oldest to a basketball game the other day and she met Justin Bieber. And Bieber took off his shades and gave it to her. And she put on the shades, went to school, and then she was pregnant."
Listen to this Chris Rock's joke, "There's nothing more gangster, nothing smarter, nothing more powerful, than a housewife."
Listen to Chris Rock's joke, "If you ever do anything good for your kids, take a picture of that sh*t. If you hug them, take a picture. If you feed them, take a picture. Because you never know when you might need receipts of love!"
Listen to Chris Rock's joke, "If you in a relationship all you should be doing is f*cking and going places. That's all you should be doing. Having sex, and traveling. F*cking and going places. You should be coming and going!"
Listen to Chris Rock on the Al Franken podcast. Mr. Rock is a well-regarded comedian, writer, and actor who is a friend of the host.
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