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They say that all great stories can be boiled down into just five words. Who are they? They are Sean Patton, host of the podcast 5 Words. And obviously, he is out of his mind. Each week your host challenges his guests to tell a story in just five words, and from which, ridiculicity ensues. Is ridiculicity a word? It is now, and it would be one of the many words we’d use to describe 5 Words with Sean Patton. Continue Reading >>
They say that all great stories can be boiled down into just five words. Who are they? They are Sean Patton, host of the podcast 5 Words. And obviously, he is out of his mind. Each week your host challenges his guests to tell a story in just five words, and from which, ridiculicity ensues. Is ridiculicity a word? It is now, and it would be one of the many words we’d use to describe 5 Words with Sean Patton. << Show Less
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87 - The return of Raanan Hershberg! Hello dear legends! Nice to reacquaint you with one of our favorite guests, making his return in this episode, it&rsquo;s Raanan Hershberg. He&rsquo;s one of the top up and coming comedians here in NYC and always a great conversationalist. Like Santa Claus who only gives the gift of gab. We really get into the upcoming battle between Amazon and Disney for full control of every human on planet earth. Here are five words to describe this episode: always trust your new stuff. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
86 - Wilfred Padua Holy smokes this is a hot one! This week's guest is a good friend and up and coming NYC based comedian Wilfred Padua! He&rsquo;s originally from Seattle and we had a real humdinger of a conversation. Wilfred is smart, funny, and the perfect level of narcissist. You&rsquo;re gonna love him as much as I do. Here are five words to describe this episode: turns out ghosts are real.&nbsp;See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
85 - Gastor Almonte I met this week&rsquo;s guest whilst filming an episode of Ari Shaffir&rsquo;s This is not Happening. He immediately stood out as a great storyteller and overall good human being by the name of Gastor Almonte. He co-hosts a great podcast called The War report (With 5 Words alum Shalewe Sharpe from episode ). We really chow down on some conversation here, and I believe we lay the foundation for our own religion. One where no one ever dies unless they&rsquo;re an asshole. It&rsquo;s a great episode and here are five words to describe it: just buy a fucking houseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
84 - Tanael Joachim Hello dear legends and welcome back! And I&rsquo;m saying that to myself, as we are returning from a slight hiatus. Gotta get back out on the road! Vaxxed up of course. This week&rsquo;s guest is an all around top tier gentleman named Tanael Joachim. He&rsquo;s a comedian from Haiti now living here in NYC and is one of the true up and comers in the city and soon the country and then the world. He released his first hour special called January 3rd this year on Amazon. It&rsquo;s great! We have a conversation about the old adage that women are crazy, men are stupid, and every other gender should find different role models. Here are five words to describe this episode: your ass can save you.&nbsp;See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
83 - Erica Rhodes Way back in 2019, this week&rsquo;s guest and I dropped our albums on the same day. So obviously, she was destined to be on the podcast. It&rsquo;s Prairie Home Companion&rsquo;s own Erica Rhodes! And yes, you read that right. She&rsquo;s been a voice actor since she was 10, so using her vocal skills to entertain the masses was a natural transition. After you listen to this episode, you&rsquo;ll be hooked, so be sure to download her album Sad Lemon everywhere albums are downloaded! Here are five words to describe this episode: ask for their address first.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
82 - Cipha Sounds Coming at you from the greenroom of &ldquo;The Comedy Fort&rsquo; in Fort Collins, Colorado, this week&rsquo;s episode not only features a guest co host, but also the return of one of our favorite guests. The co host is the former co host of this podcast, it&rsquo;s Caitlin Cook! And the guest? None other than the sultan of Hot 97 turned Hot 97% approval rated comedian himself, Cipha Sounds! We were doing shows in COlorado and decided to have a reunion episode, and I couldn&rsquo;t be happier with this one. It&rsquo;s a great conversation and Cipha hit us with a story that is pure lunatic fertilizer. Here are five words to describe this episode: get the money up front.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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80 - Sean Donnelly Seans of the world unite! Shawns and Shauns go get your own club! This episode is for those of us who spell it the Irish (correct) way. Friends are important, now more than ever, and this week&rsquo;s guest t is a good one (both a friend and an episode. It&rsquo;s Sean Donnelly! He&rsquo;s got his own show on SiriusXM and is a stalwart of the NYC comedy scene. We&rsquo;ve known each other since 2007 so there is a lot to discuss here. We bounce around from BBQ to bar fights. Here are five words to describe this episode: when in doubt act crazy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
79 - Bryan Cook Have you ever heard of &lsquo;Competitive Erotic Fanfiction&rsquo;? Do you think I&rsquo;m making it up? I&rsquo;m not, but the guy who actually did make it up, then bring it to life, is this week&rsquo;s guest Bryan Cook! He&rsquo;s a hilariously wonderful curmudgeon of a man who I&rsquo;ve spent many a nights after shows floating down a river of booze on a four way kayak with. We get to jabberjawing in this episode (WARNING: His story has a mention of someone ODing). He&rsquo;s a redhead with the temper of a blondie, and these days he&rsquo;s a writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live! Here are five words to describe this episode: roommate's boyfriend should wear pants.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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