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I've given a piece of my mind to so many people, it's a wonder I've still got a mind left! So if you love LEFTOVERS, you'll want to subscribe!

If you have comments or questions...or if you're interested in being a guest on a podcast, send a message or email ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com.

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)

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I've given a piece of my mind to so many people, it's a wonder I've still got a mind left! So if you love LEFTOVERS, you'll want to subscribe!

If you have comments or questions...or if you're interested in being a guest on a podcast, send a message or email ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com.

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP)

https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World/dp/B005EPKL14

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FL Follies, "Grandma-Style" Fashionistas, & How NOT to Use Hemorrhoid Cream Boys will be boys, but when men start acting like boys by trying to get "big" by injecting HEMORRHOID CREAM into each others' junk, you get one stupid outcome. The stupid bug must have been on a rampage in Florida because I've got TONS of examples...it must be from all the stupid concession stand mashups sold at the FL State Fair. And one man found a way to paid time off by divorcing his wife--4 TIMES! What are these people smoking? FLOWERS! Just check out what's in store for this episode:

Low-Rise Jeans, Mom Jeans, & Grandma-Style!
Average woman pops 4,153 pimples in her lifetime
Covid Chaos: Bubble Tea Is the Newest Covid Shortage; Maskless “Karen” Goes Berserk In A Grocery Store & Bites A Customer
A Woman Eloped…& Her Dad Used His Wedding Savings on a New Car
Groom goes to wrong wedding venue & almost marries a stranger
Guy Threatens Woman After His Grandma Kicks Him Out & Drives in Pond


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We Interrupt the Following Program... I woke up at 3:30am to drive for an hour to watch the sun come up over water. Sounds stupid, but it looked cool. The regularly scheduled podcast returns next week.

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Zero Gravity Self-Gratification, Velveeta Martinis, & Mounting "Flipper"-Flopping Topless VACATION ANNOUNCEMENT: This Episode (98) will be the last one before I take a week's vacation... Episode 99 (the Midweek BONUS Episode) will have a one week gap. So, don't call me with your stupidity. I'm on vacay.
How does NASA feel about astronauts' auto-eroticism in space? Is it the "final frontier"? How do you feel about relaxing after a hard day at the office with a nice martini...made with Velveeta? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you if it's worth tasting! What was this woman feeling as she tried to ride a dolphin topless? These stupid questions have stupid answers...and we have more:

Drunk 1-man protests for not being let into room–at the wrong hotel;
Bear Destroys & Poops Inside Woman's Car After Being Trapped for Hours;
A Woman Sues a Man for $10,000...Because He Stood Her Up;
A Flight Was Delayed...Because the Pilots Couldn't Get Along;
To Pay Off Drug Debts, 2 Guys Stole $36,000 Worth of Chewing Gum;
Thieves Returned a Watch to Someone...After Realizing It Was Fake;
FL woman armed w/pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix;
Disbelief as Paris councilor claims rats plaguing the city are victims of PREJUDICE & are simply ‘waste control assistants’ & should be renamed;
Check Out This Town's Wild Road Lanes, Which Were Painted Incorrectly;
Woman Finds Intruder Asleep on Sofa...& 911 Suggested Waking Him Up;
Chess Robot Breaks Finger of 7-Y/O Opponent;
TikTok Creators Have Been Banned From Sacred Sites In Nepal For Being ‘Nuisances’;
Nurse Shares Craziest Excuses for Fathers Missing the Birth of Their Child;
Bill That Would Ban Puppy Sales in NY Pet Stores Awaits Guv’s Signature;
Doing Absolutely Nothing Has Mental Health Benefits;
Burglary Suspect ID'd by His Own Blood…from a Mosquito.

"Pancho" is read to answer more stupid questions in the "Insane Game Show" where you can "Play along with Pancho"...and you can also hear the depth of his wisdom when he answers life's toughest questions with 2 more submissions from people who want to "ASK PANCHO"!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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Tail-Gate Candy Corn, A Pikes Peak Peanut Pusher, & Naked Yard Work In FL S3E97 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
If you love candy corn, you may not love this...and if you love tailgating, you're gonna hate this! If you're goal in life is to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, this either takes a lot of skill or stupidity--you decide. If you've ever dreamed of doing your yard work in your birthday suit, consider moving to Stuart, FL! And there's more midweek madness is this stupid episode...

Thieves Robbed a Pastor During Church...& Got $1 Million in Jewels;
Do You Have Trouble Opening Jars? It Might Be a Sign That You're Dying;
$500,000 Worth of Pokémon Cards Were Stolen from a 62-Y/O Man;
ID Man Recaptures Hot Dog Throwing World Record;
A Man Threatened a Bus Driver for Driving Slower Than He Could Walk;
Churches sue to use hallucinogenic tea in religious practice;
A Basketball Coach's Advice for His Team: Don't Fart in the Dead Sea...It Hurts!

Stupidity is accessible as the latest current events & the "Insane Week In Review" will give you the full recap! There's another batch of stupendous stupidity with 7 more "winners" in our "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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One Toke Over the (Blue) Line, A "Noodling" Knock-off Over Bigfoot, & Walmart Goes "Adult" Being an NYPD cop just notched up a tic now that the men in blue can smoke some green. A reminder if you're noodling catfish & get into an argument with your partner: Never summon Bigfoot. Now you can impress your lover with a timeless "adult product" you bought them from WALMART. Plus, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a creative new idea on what to get his little boy, "Panchito" for Christmas...an action figure with daddy's face on it! And there's more summertime stupidity galore!

A Guy Tried to Break into a Little Caesars by Sliding Down an Exhaust Pipe;
100-mile yard sale going through Elk & Clearfield Counties in PA;
A Wordle Board Game Will Be Out in Time for Christmas;
Woman Climbs Through McDonald's Drive-Thru Window, Tries To Make Her Own Food;
A Guy Is Suing Bass Pro Shops for Not Honoring a Lifetime Warranty on Socks;
A Pilot Ran Out of Fuel and Landed on the Interstate...While Drunk;
FL woman surprised by uninvited iguana, in her toilet;
New "Nap Boxes" Allow Workers to Sleep Standing Up;
Curious manatee grabs hold of boy’s surfboard off Florida coast;
A Drunk Driver with 2 Missing Tires Tried to Blame It on Covid;
Man Suctions 10 Cans to His Head for World Record;
A Guy Asked 911 to Bring His Girlfriend Some Sour Patch Kids;
Nuclear Plant Accidentally Sends Voice Alert Warning Beachgoers To Evacuate;
A Company Locked an Employee's Computer Remotely When She Stepped Away to Grab a Snack.

"Pancho" will again lend his vast wisdom & sage advice to a couple more folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about life's questions like, "How Many Dates Is Too Many On Dating Apps?" and "My Neighbor Keeps Playing Music On My Alexa"! Don't forget about the "Insane Game Show" where we can play along with "Pancho" to solve more stupid questions!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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A 7/11 Birth AT A 7-Eleven, A "Commando" Heat-Buster, & Chivalry At Gunpoint S3E95 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
Have you got an outrageous birth story? I'll bet it's not a wild as this WV couple. Doesn't it irk you when you do something nice & you're not thanked for it? At least you don't pull a gun on someone to retaliate. If you're looking for ways to cool off in the Dog-Days of Summer, removing one piece of clothing will be the quickest way to be cool...and put a smile on your face. And there's more steamy-hot stupidity...

Disneyland's Instagram Got Hacked by a Guy Claiming He Invented Covid;
Dozens Spend Months in Church Awaiting the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ;
An Ice Cream Called "Chocolate to Die For" Got Recalled Because It Could Kill People;
A Teen Was Watching "Stranger Things" While Driving and Hit a Semi;
Video Shows Stupid Fools Backflipping Off London’s Tower Bridge;
TV Weatherman Talks About Hot Weather in TX Possibly Leading to Blackouts—As A Blackout Occurs;
A Family Had Lunch at a Waffle House…Then Robbed It!

I've got the full rundown of the week's stupidity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as another set of real "winners" for the week's "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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An "Extra-Saucy" Customer Outburst, Massage Parlor Police Petting, & A Mortician Selling "Spare Parts" In the "People Behaving Badly" Dept: You'll discover what happens when the little toddlers who threw a fit in the grocery aisle & were coddled by their parents grow up & get charged $1.75 for "extra sauce". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals some UN-covering that took place on 2 police officers who were "investigating" massage parlors & were fondled as part of "gathering evidence". And an ex-funeral director was making money on a side-hustle, selling body parts from dissected corpses. Just check out the rest of the stupidity that was found in the latest "autopsy" of society...

FL man says ‘spirits’ told him to set boss’s future home on fire;
Man arrested after leaving kids unattended in car with weapons;
Police Look for Someone Who Broke into a Pool...& Dropped a Deuce;
The 10 Sweatiest Cities in America Are All in These 4 States;
Guy Runs from Cops-Did a Parkour on a Building-Got Caught Anyway;
A Man Was Caught After Shoplifting 11 Cases of Beer;
Man ‘Doing His Own Research’ on Hiker Deaths Gets Lost & Is Rescued;
Couple Steals 3 Air Conditioners, But Left Behind an ID....& a Crack Pipe;
A Tech Millionaire Bought a Giant Cold War Radar to ‘Find UFOs’;
WI woman pleads not guilty to decapitating sex partner, severing his penis;
Scrabble players quit game after 400 ‘offensive’ words banned;
Someone Blew Up "America's Stonehenge";
Narcissistic Men Don't Last as Long in Bed;
Shocked hotel guest sees couples having sex in jacuzzis below his balcony;
A Guy Broke into His Grandma's House by Headbutting a Window, Then Stole Her Weed Eater;
1 in 3 haven’t reconnected with extended family in 4 years!

"Pancho" is back to play another round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" & there's a couple more folks with questions to "ASK PANCHO" about troubling life questions like, "My Husband Has 4 Fish Tanks" & “My Ex & Fiance Are Going To Be At The Same Event!"
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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A Parental TikTok Challenge, Food Poisoning At Starbucks, & "Fuzzy Balls" in Wimbleton's "Quiet Room"? S3E93 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
Now PARENTS have taken to TikTok with their own Challenge that pranks the kids in the most stupid way possible. Starbucks should probably leave the chicken sandwich concept to Chick-fil-A after their short-lived menu item poisoned dozens of customers & employees. Wimbleton provided a "Quiet Room" so their “guests can retreat for a moment of private meditation, prayer or reflection”. Which they did...sort of. Sounds of "Oh, GOD!" rang out from behind the door as horny tennis fans had "religious experiences" inside. We've got a restocked warehouse of fresh stupidity...

FL Man Tried to Outrun the Cops on a Lawnmower;
An American Tourist Fell into an Active Volcano After Taking a Selfie;
It’s so hot in TN that birds are panting like dogs;
62% of Us Think Eating Dip with a Spoon Should Be Socially Acceptable/Other Things We Should Be Able to Do in Public Now;
A Study Found the Best Sex Position for Women Is Missionary;
You could buy a real-life vampire slayer’s kit from the 19th century;
Should Pregnant Women Get to Use the Carpool Lane?

Plus a 2-week summary from the best in current events in the "Insane (Two Weeks) In Review" as well as 7 more "winners" in our "Genius Awards"!

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A Murdered Rooster Rumble, Bladder Botox, & A Whistling Scrotum Where else would you find former friends & neighbors ruining their relationship over a raging rooster murder than FLORIDA? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will bring you the lowdown on this FOWL incident. Summer is the time for road trips & the biggest interruption to them are those incessant "potty stops" because someone's gotta pee! Well, prevent those unnecessary pee breaks with a shot of BOTOX! And what's that noise coming from between your legs? Is your scrotum whistling or are you just that happy to see me? We've pegged the needle on the stupid detector this week.

Stupid Summer TikTok Trend Is to Dig a Massive Hole at the Beach;
Dunkin' Offered Free Coffee to 100 "White" Customers, But It Was a Typo;
Dozens of sailors confirm their warships were swarmed by ‘at least 100’ otherworldly UFOs;
Look out, Pasco Co., FL: Here come giant African land snails;
The Inventor of the Cell Phone Says: Put Them Down and "Get a Life!";
Coast Guard Escorts Carnival Cruise After 60-Person Brawl;
FL Man Set Off a Firework, Lost His Hand;
Delta Offered $10K for a Guy's Family to Take a Later Flight, & He Said No;
Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’;
Unique ‘Jetsons’ house for sale in… Oklahoma;
A Woman Broke Into a Home...& Fell Asleep on the Couch;
Couple Fined $1,500 for Parking in Their Own Driveway;
Highway Swarmed with Bees When Truck Carrying Them Overturns;
Arby's & Old Spice Teamed Up for a "Meat Sweat Defense Kit";
Kangaroo in Louisiana Released from Enclosure by Parrot;
A Guy Tried to Land a Security Job at Disney World by Stealing R2-D2.

Play along with "Pancho" again this week with another stupid round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" & there's more questions from folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about the mysteries of life. Hear what his sage wisdom brings...

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Granny Panties Comeback, A Perp In A Poop Pile, & An AirDropped Pecker Pic What was once old is new again. Folks are dropping big bucks to get nostalgic with their undergarments. A perp on the run from the police picks a place to hide in a pile of poop. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew has a unsettling tale where passengers on an airline were airdropped a pic from a older man who was "just having a little fun" and wanted to share his experience with everyone. So buckle up...there's going to be a lot of stupid turbulence on this flight...

A Bride Needed a New Wedding Dress, Because Her Grandmother Was Accidentally Buried in Hers;
A Fast Food Worker Dropped Meth in a Customer's Bag;
Scientists Discover Biggest Bacteria Ever, Visible to Naked Eye;
Vegan Burger That Tastes Like "Human Flesh" Wins Top Award;
Insanity pleas possible for man who killed couple & ate a man’s face;
Study Reveals Half the world’s rivers are full of prescription drugs;
Pair face fines after taking a raccoon into pet store;
Man Breaks 2 World Records: Speed Drinking Mountain Dew & Tomato Sauce;
Mayor Drunkenly Crashed Her Car...An Hour After Meeting with the Families of Drunk Driving Victims;
China Invents a Mind-Reading Device That Can Tell if You're Watching Porn;
Similar body odors can lead to same-sex friendships;
Family’s Entire Roof Removed in Contractor Mistake;
A Drunk Guy Stole a Cop Car Then Responded to a Call;
A 4th of July Poll Found 1 in 8 Americans Can't Name Our 1st President;
A Man Robbed Someone at Gunpoint, After He Refused to Buy Him Wendy's Chicken Nuggets;
Church Group Needed to Be Rescued After Hiking Up a Mountain to Get Close to God.

And we have more folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some of life's complex issues like, "My Neighbor Hates My Movie Nights" and "I'm Dating The Guy Of My Dreams & I'm Not Happy".
We have another round of the "Insane Game Show" so put on your thinking hat & play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess faster than he can!

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