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Wellness is a trillion-dollar industry full of scams and snake oil salesmen but comedians and best friends Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak just can’t get enough. Join them as they try products and practices, consult healers and experts, and ask the ultimate question: is it truly wellness they’re after or just the thrill of the chase? Continue Reading >>
Wellness is a trillion-dollar industry full of scams and snake oil salesmen but comedians and best friends Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak just can’t get enough. Join them as they try products and practices, consult healers and experts, and ask the ultimate question: is it truly wellness they’re after or just the thrill of the chase? << Show Less
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You Threw It All Away The hags reckon with the robotic vacuum, the hotel refund, and when a press kit is ignored. What was all their work for? Forget the leaf, consider the hands. To be turned on by one’s home. When a mug is left behind and spotted by a friend. Massage the termini. When laughter takes hold.
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You Threw It All Away The hags reckon with the robotic vacuum, the hotel refund, and when a press kit is ignored. What was all their work for? Forget the leaf, consider the hands. To be turned on by one’s home. When a mug is left behind and spotted by a friend. Massage the termini. When laughter takes hold.
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Call the Boys in Philly Jacqueline records live from the greatest hotel in Austin and maybe anywhere, The Hotel St Cecilia. Kate just returned from a trip in a no-name hotel where the sole responsibility of a hotel was not fulfilled. Litigiousness. Bringing joy to the suits. When the card is down and it’s going on the tab. Poog Law begins.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fucked By My Own Genius Levitating on coffee there is a lot to say.  It’s time to get serious with shadow work. Don’t you dare doubt our ADD as modernity. Sonos blasting Chopin throughout the home. An eight hour audio to take you through the day. Jacqueline promises to do something in a previous episode. When they take your books. Open air gyms. Jacqueline got a Tracy Anderson upgrade. Kate releases psychics. It was the body the whole time. Listen or the Body will Speak. Jacqueline references a Caroline Myss jewel, again. Ever heard of night and day?
 
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A Butterfly Pinned Jacqueline is quarantined in a Colorado hotel and Kate’s got her right where she wants her. Talking oneself into a nut milk maker and getting feet measured by a professional. To curl the eyelash when a hawk flies in. Cold-called by a real estate company mid-episode and dishonored by a shiny suitcase maker in recent days, but there’s good news: snow. Kate swabs on air. You gotta turn, not just twist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Call the Tribunal Twins this week, the hags were both in NY. They saw each other in a hotel lobby and had the burger together. Jacqueline did her workout in-studio for the first time. Is hot water on the face an issue? Kate likes to be witnessed. Functional medicine is on the horizon. Customer service is not dead everywhere. Cold spoons in the eyes. 
 
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Locking in Sedona If the gifts don’t arrive at both hags’ homes…it’s no longer getting posted. Bottles are falling everywhere. Jacqueline doubts Kate’s Açaí bowl. The Hags envision a better bathroom, the ideal decluttering service, and gua sha on a rope.The swinging feet of First Class children. Bulletin boards. Both need a Jungian Therapist stat. The quantity of serum in a sheet mask. Sedona is locked in for now. Send your recommendations. Uprising Food’s’ crackers are praised. Gefilte fish. 

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They're Howling The hags will be together in NYC for four dinners…what restaurateurs will offer to host them in a private room? Jacqueline sources clamshell backpacks for her and Kate. Peanuts and yellow bananas are actively bad for you. Life with Mark Hyman is considered. They play out a scene from their near future. Mountain or beach. The horseback discussion reaches its peak with a promise that turns Kate’s day around. A brief pause when they lock eyes. 

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Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 2 (Burgers) Time leaps forward twice in Part Two, so hold on to your tin hats. Jacqueline gets Kate fed and showered, aiding her in a room service burger-ordering quest that leads to a weeklong investigation of (in)consistency in burger temperature. Meatheads, follow along with the episode’s referenced visuals at @poogpodcast on instagram.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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