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Documenting the antics of a few Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The GDS lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news and other dumb content . Continue Reading >>
Documenting the antics of a few Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The GDS lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news and other dumb content . << Show Less
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Goin’ Deep Show 1981: Mom Jeans? Lets stop that shit already Kid, Zaldor and Sizzle do a post Deja Vu show where we touch on topics including what in the ever living fuck is up with Mom Jeans, Zaldor trying to make the Kid listen to country music, old guys banging young women and we wrap with a call to Zaldor’s wife to see how drunk she is. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Hard times with new nicknames 2:00 I can’t really like that name  3:00 We needed a cause  4:00 Bang without the parts  5:00 Popularity vs Money or both  6:00 Al Pachino  7:00 There’s nothing weird about it  8:00 Guy sleeps with young woman  9:00 How many times do you come into town  10:00 Hot Tub - mom jeans and no naked chicks  11:00 Hell Michigan Mountain Dew  12:00 Garbage country shit   13:00 Talking about country music  14:00 Who’s gonna fuck me tonight  15:00 Shitty Music  16:00 Kid was wondering if you were wasted 17:00 We’d go broke  18:00 She hung up  19:00 Parasail fail   Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 1981: Mom Jeans? Lets stop that shit already Kid, Zaldor and Sizzle do a post Deja Vu show where we touch on topics including what in the ever living fuck is up with Mom Jeans, Zaldor trying to make the Kid listen to country music, old guys banging young women and we wrap with a call to Zaldor’s wife to see how drunk she is. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Hard times with new nicknames 2:00 I can’t really like that name  3:00 We needed a cause  4:00 Bang without the parts  5:00 Popularity vs Money or both  6:00 Al Pachino  7:00 There’s nothing weird about it  8:00 Guy sleeps with young woman  9:00 How many times do you come into town  10:00 Hot Tub - mom jeans and no naked chicks  11:00 Hell Michigan Mountain Dew  12:00 Garbage country shit   13:00 Talking about country music  14:00 Who’s gonna fuck me tonight  15:00 Shitty Music  16:00 Kid was wondering if you were wasted 17:00 We’d go broke  18:00 She hung up  19:00 Parasail fail   Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 1980: My pussy the Chia Pet Kid and Fiona discuss road head, hot dresses, mustache rides, looking good, hiking up dresses to get fucked at weddings and how pig like men are. Kid discusses soft pussy hair and trim jobs, Fiona fills us in on getting waxed and we’re taking applications for crustache rides. Kid suggest video work that gets Fiona over her current situation and tells every bitch that he’ll be asleep with a tongue out for some face rides. Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Sunshine and happiness - all that bullshit 2:00 If a genie came down - Wish for simple things  3:00 I’m fucking pissed - Neglect the pussy  4:00 Conversation on trim  5:00 Just to see how fast it would grow back in  6:00 This is gonna be fun when its done  7:00 What could make you get over someone  8:00 My mustache is crustache worthy  9:00 You’ve discussed this before - pussy on the regular  10:00 Its important to show how much you care  11:00 Looking phenomenal  12:00 Hiking my dress to my neck and getting fucked  13:00 I’m just getting dutch ruttered  14:00 People need to stop the worry so much 15:00 Curious about this wedding thing  16:00 GDS logo on the pussy 17:00 Watching me and WTF are you looking at  18:00 I’m a pig  19:00 So we can hi five each other  Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 1979: Kick me in the nuts Kid and Fiona tell you not to drink pee pee shakes in this episode of the Goin’ Deep Show. Topics also include messing with Fiona, Devil spawn saying stuff at school they shouldn’t and words that just shouldn’t be uttered no matter how disturbing the scenario.    DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 You look so tan - sitting in the sun for hours 2:00 I will mess with you - The killer word  3:00 I know you’re bigger than this  4:00 Your offspring - Devil’s spawn  5:00 You describe what happens 6:00 Good to see you super polite 7:00 That one morning 8:00 So and so kicked me in the nuts  9:00 Clearly you know how I feel  10:00 Don’t tell people about mom’s biz  11:00 They’re mine so I kinda gotta like em  12:00 I’m gone for the weekend  13:00 Bill Burr  14:00 My Aunt TT said the N word  15:00 This is fucking bullshit  16:00 Love weird awkward strange feeling 17:00 I need a tinkle shake  18:00 Knowing is half the battle  19:00 Destroy my hopes and dreams  Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 1978: Flicking his dick under the table Kid and Fiona welcome back JayBird and Hi Ho The Thundercat where we discuss our favorite new commercial on CNN and how to actually cover the war. Kid sends you off on a jack mission to check out some BiBi Jones, We compare our big parties and the Kid gets called out on for not going to Florida. We talk age differences, hot musicians, famous people and butter faces.  Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Oh my god remember that 2:00 Sirens ring out  3:00 Isn’t that fucking amazing  4:00 Its time for war motherfuckers  5:00 Sending our troops in  6:00 Bibi Jones - go jack off to this bitch  7:00 He’s got a butterface like a motherfucker  8:00 Ed Belfore  9:00 This is probably my ghostbuster dream  10:00 Jaybird autograph - Seinfeld  11:00 Halloween Party’s being epic  12:00 I’m a little Italian chick  13:00 Two sucky’s  14:00 She’s a Vag-ician  15:00 She didn’t know - no way to get home  16:00 He’s dead now 17:00 Only met when I was very little  18:00 Dad could play a trumpet  19:00 Hot musician women?  20:00 You’re 46 are you fucking with me 21:00 He was 45 and she was 22  22:00 She doesn’t sleep at all 23:00 I’m not even joking - laugh at that 24:00 They make stools 25:00 No No I can’t do that - fly you to Florida 26:00 Guess who shamed him a little 27:00 You could have come to Florida 28:00 When am I allowed to have a girlfriend 29:00 Decide to do the right or wrong thing 30:00 Fiona you ever done that before 31:00 Women are scary attractive 32:00 Playing with his dick 33:00 Alot of bullshit going on here   Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 1977: Fiona’s Side Piece Fuck Buddy Special Hour Long Edition where we all learn to not piss off Fiona. She tells the tale of how to really have a dysfunctional relationship, end a marriage and maintain some chitty chitty bang bang time with someone “special” even after a traumatic abandonment in another state.  This one also includes Our boy JBird and Hi Fucking Ho The Thundercat.  Topics include how many holes you can stick a dick in, who Fiona reminds us of, feelings are for dumb fucks, a duffle bag full of fun things to play with sexually and the tale of Fiona’s love hate love with the wonderful drama in her world.  We wrap up with naked shaved celebrities and telling pussy bitches to fuck off.  Its all good in hood.  For some people.  Listen in… if you dare. Go Fucking Deeper.    DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 At least three maybe for - probably 5 holes 2:00 They’re all busting a nut on the hat 3:00 Do you need some help - WTF  4:00 You reminded me of Christina Applegate 5:00 They just turned all their ages too  6:00 Kinda being a douche 7:00 He only did it the one time  8:00 Decided to move out  9:00 Nobody knows J-Bird  10:00 Eat that fucker  11:00 Feelings are just gonna happen  12:00 Done some dumb fucking shit  13:00 I’m not sure where he’s at  14:00 Fuck like rabbits or raped apes  15:00 X hubby hope  16:00 Duffle bag of fuck 17:00 Your mommy in law is at the front desk  18:00 Cover my face in the lobby  19:00 Mommy in law flew home  20:00 Guess what? More people know 21:00 Throw on a face 22:00 After the Nashville situation 23:00 You wanna fuck? Yeah! 24:00 To be a dick - Take me for Valentines day 25:00 I was hitting him up for it 26:00 There’s no lumpy there 27:00 At least I got flowers on Valentines day 28:00 He can’t not look at my Facebook 29:00 So far from what you’ve heard what’s your take? 30:00 He’s wasting your time right now - The done deal 31:00 Doesn’t help when the crazy bitch wife holds the kids overhead 32:00 She sowed her wild Oates 33:00 Not believing or trusting 34:00 At least you tried 35:00 Deployed? A long time ago 36:00 Instead of doing the right thing 37:00 Apparently I’m outta here - The complexity 38:00 He hasn’t tried - When’s the last time you banged him 39:00 When you keep fucking giving it up - Come to me 40:00 Convince me I’m not the side piece 41:00 All I needed was to get mines 42:00 We don’t say that - Grunt and moan and bark a little bit 43:00 I’m talking about your sweet spot 44:00 You want to eat it too. - Shove it in my face 45:00 You washing the whore off?  46:00 Dua Lipa 47:00 The lighting - Guarantee the airbrushing 48:00 Sara Jean Underwood 49:00 The convention and Sara 50:00 I could botox her 51:00 She had a film 52:00 Who was the poor girl - Tom Hanks - Meg Ryan 53:00 Let time happen 54:00 Jumps but I gotta go bye. Get what you want 55:00 Rosanna Arquette 56:00 Wiffleball Field skinny dip - Final Words   Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 1976: Let’s fake our deaths Kid and Fiona sling a bunch of bullshit at ya, Kid does the show with no glasses, talks about Depp wanting to stick his bitch in a trunk, Fiona’s porno potty mouth, faking our deaths, being depressed and how to break out of it along with saying and playing inappropriate things in the car while you take your kids to Jesus School. Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 I have to wear my glasses on the tip 2:00 Any rules - Share away  3:00 All better now - stomach hurt  4:00 If you don’t know the trial you’re a rah-tahd  5:00 Ferrari’s are awesome  6:00 Everyone knows how porno potty mouth Fiona is  7:00 This woman was into squirting blood during sex  8:00 Is that the proper term  9:00 Michigan Music History Podcast  10:00 Getting up there. Weird without glasses  11:00 Discuss the show - getting out of the funk  12:00 LB in the card with kids and normal conversations  13:00 It still exists  14:00 Va-gagger - Giant poon  15:00 She’ll go all space cadet - zone out  16:00 Music pretty damn loud - gangster rap 17:00 Fiona left me a drink  18:00 Playlist for funeral  19:00 Get face lifts and fake our deaths
Goin’ Deep Show 1975: You’re in charge of the spitting Kid and Fiona get your week started right discussing dirty pics, wanting to close line people, not getting a hardon while watching VR porn, new sites to create where you can bang girlfriends, homemade porno, fasting to get skinny for naked pics and the Johnny Depp Trial. Listen in Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Kid jumping right in - Finally Fiona 2:00 That’s nothing - First show on the planet  3:00 Push it out of my mind - Forgetting about stuff  4:00 Needed a little bit of a break  5:00 Sending me dirty pics - Spit in the twat  6:00 Look at porno a week ago  7:00 Don’t get a hardon right tnow  8:00 The eye contact in these videos  9:00 We should go halfsies on the headset  10:00 VR 360 headset type shit  11:00 How watching home made porno  12:00 WTF is that goddamn shit - Chaturbate or Only fans  13:00 I’m fasting not on purpose - pics  14:00 Lets recycle the puss juices  15:00 Pushing out load on porn  16:00 She was not thrilled 17:00 Sound effects of getting off - Depp Trial  18:00 She’s a stone  19:00 pushing out squirty onto outfits
Goin’ Deep Show 1974: Our new tits for tix program Kid and L.B discuss some of the Kid’s pals, how much they mean to him and then play some clips of some college women who can barely string a few words together. We do a little more chatter about our latest Grand Rapids concert, the tech used and we wrap with telling all the fans and friends that Fiona did the old Smurf treatment on her hand, face and hair.  It was a cussing extravaganza that will happen the next time she comes in. Listen in Go Deep.  DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Raw Fishy’s - Eating with sticks 2:00 Never a lul great flow of conversation  3:00 You know who you are  4:00 All the fucked up things in my past  5:00 If you’re doing it the right way - Do it for you or someone else  6:00 Watching Jack White play the guitar  7:00 College woman and a guy making fun of them  8:00 One at a time, two at a time Slap em with a dick  9:00 So much shit on Tik Tok  10:00 Send out some mp3 files from Napster  11:00 An almost download  12:00 Collecting vinyl records  13:00 Jack White is a genius  14:00 Talking about comparing yourself to others  15:00 How many guitars did Jack White use  16:00 Swearing Fiona with Blue hands 17:00 Her hands looked like Smurfette  18:00 Fake iPad Cartman - Fuck me  19:00 Sticky tits for tickets    Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 1973: How to pick out a winning ticket Kid and L.B. get in studio after a long few days of concerts, Tiger games and fun. We recap a little of the Jack White show in Grand Rapids,  Kid goes to a Tiger vs Red Sox game and of course why not find an Ex Girlfriend on a dating app.  Lets go for it.  Oh and we’re giving away some tickets to see Limp Bizkit. Email Studio@goindeepshow.com for info and stay tuned this week for more information. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Actually sound real - giving away Real Things 2:00 Just the tips - Banging Madonna  3:00 Skin tight body suits - Miley Cyrus  4:00 I’ll never not go to a Tiger game  5:00 Some tall lanky motherfucker  6:00 Every person was bothering that motherfucker  7:00 He catches wind of what I’m doing  8:00 She’s probably pretty sexy - looks like she has boobs  9:00 There’s 50-60 bars in town - Bumping into retards  10:00 The dating apps - A running thing  11:00 Someone wigged out by the Devil  12:00 Pay attention to the age  13:00 Fuck the 40s   14:00 She was a 6 at best - Big old Titties  15:00 Boom she pops up  16:00 Try to tell em what to do - The body says one thing 17:00 Our new pal from VNO’s   18:00 Girl that gets out as much as she does  19:00 Email Studio@goindeepshow.com - tit pic    Go Deep.
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